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Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:12:33 GMT

Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 28, 2011 23:12:33 GMT

Right.

I was seeing this bird last year based solely on the fact we both liked Oasis/Britpop and well she was quite fit too. I quickly found this boring and had to coat her off because just having that in common is fucking tragic.

I bumped into her over Christmas in a club and got a bit frisky. I've added her on Facebook and I honestly have never seen such a long list of complete fucking omelettes in my life all over her page.

They're from all over the country as well so the only logical conclusion is she's joined the Live4Ever board or something.

Subject A:

Shit Sideburns - Check
Shit Pretty Green Jacket - Check
Shit Sunglasses - Check
Pose supposed to suggest mystique but actually suggest egg like genes - Check

What a cunt.

There's 100's of these.

Subject B

I can only get his profile picture up but I actually laughed out loud at his face.

STREWTH!

Subject C

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MADFERIT

Can anyone relate to this or even top it for embarrassing wannabes?

Disclaimer: I'm not one to mock people's looks as I think that's not very gentlemanly but this lot 100% deserve it.

[shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow]

"fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

monkeytennis God popping like the top of a bottle of hot javascript Posts: 8,422	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:21:27 GMT Post by monkeytennis on Jan 28, 2011 23:21:27 GMT great thread last chap looks like a light bulb

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:25:43 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 28, 2011 23:25:43 GMT Subjects D & E PRETTY ~~GREEN~~ ROCK AND ROLL! (I wanna shave my hair off and burn my 2 PG tee shirts at the moment)
	[shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

Deleted Posts: 0	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:39:30 GMT Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 23:39:30 GMT you're part of it, man. poor little twat

frodis God HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Posts: 754	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:45:45 GMT Post by frodis on Jan 28, 2011 23:45:45 GMT A reminds me more of Oliver Reed for some reason.

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:47:43 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 28, 2011 23:47:43 GMT Jan 28, 2011 23:39:30 GMT @tob said: you're part of it, man. poor little twat I can only assume you're angry because you either dress like this or wished you did. Otherwise you're just being mean I'm sorry I merked your style babe.
	Last Edit: Jan 28, 2011 23:48:50 GMT by Benoît Assou-Ekotto [shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

Deleted Posts: 0	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:52:59 GMT Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2011 23:52:59 GMT wished? I would I wanted to. I dont. dont waste your time on fuckers like them. and that girl haha do better

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 28, 2011 23:57:38 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 28, 2011 23:57:38 GMT Well the idea of doing 'better' than someone makes feel part of a disgusting social hierarchy but yeah, I quickly moved on. The threads a bit of fun. I'm sure they're all lovely but very misguided and insecure geezers.
	[shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

Deleted Posts: 0	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 0:02:17 GMT Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 0:02:17 GMT rock n roll, mate

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 0:04:10 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 29, 2011 0:04:10 GMT
	[shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

Deleted Posts: 0	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 0:12:02 GMT Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 0:12:02 GMT who are you?

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 0:14:10 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 29, 2011 0:14:10 GMT Ask around I'm off to bed bruv
	[shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

Deleted Posts: 0	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 0:17:55 GMT Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2011 0:17:55 GMT I'm off to drink. cheers, take good care

Unintended God Posts: 1,242	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 1:09:57 GMT Post by Unintended on Jan 29, 2011 1:09:57 GMT Thought the very first pic was Mattheieieueue at first
	I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to yoooouuu.

bet welching prick Junior Member Posts: 41	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 4:06:31 GMT Post by bet welching prick on Jan 29, 2011 4:06:31 GMT They all look alright enough to me Sam, maybe you're, in fact, the omelette?
	Last Edit: Jan 29, 2011 4:08:27 GMT by bet welching prick

jollyboy Guest	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 10:06:51 GMT Post by jollyboy on Jan 29, 2011 10:06:51 GMT Subject C just made me squeel with laughter FFS Anyone remember that Liam "professional lookylikey" site from a few years back? In one pic he had a MAD 4 IT t-shirt on. All subtle, like.

Benoît Assou-Ekotto God Slapped by a dwarf. Posts: 7,012	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 15:35:51 GMT Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jan 29, 2011 15:35:51 GMT Jan 29, 2011 4:06:31 GMT @bet welching prick said: They all look alright enough to me Sam, maybe you're, in fact, the omelette? That doesn't surprise me Matt as your grasp of culture and fashion comes directly from Oasis and Byker Grove. Hope lifes treating you well son.
	Last Edit: Jan 29, 2011 15:44:01 GMT by Benoît Assou-Ekotto [shadow=blue,left,300]Benoît Assou-Ekotto [/shadow] "fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

krburg God Dorothy Was a Waitress Posts: 3,137	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 16:03:25 GMT Post by krburg on Jan 29, 2011 16:03:25 GMT

Andy God Return of the King Posts: 3,627	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 16:28:16 GMT Post by Andy on Jan 29, 2011 16:28:16 GMT that guy is a caricature

Moz God Posts: 887	Quote Liams Posted On: Jan 29, 2011 16:34:41 GMT Post by Moz on Jan 29, 2011 16:34:41 GMT looks like orch

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