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« Feb 16, 2011 21:07:00 GMT »
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RULES OF BATTLE RAP

  • 3 ROUNDS
  • WHOEVER CALLS IT ON GOES FIRST
  • HENRY DECIDES WHO WINS BECAUSE HE KNOWS HIP HOP BECAUSE HE IS BLACK. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST. IF HE DECIDES IT’S A DRAW IT GOES TO A 4TH ROUND,
  • FAILURE TO RESPOND TO A BATTLE RAP CALL ON MEANS YOU ARE A PUSSYHOLE. NO EXCUSES.
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CM PUNK VS AXL (ROUND 1)

Yo Mahoney, drop me a beat

Mahoney drops the phattest beat

Ah
Ah
Ah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This goes out to all the bitches and hoes from Southend to Tilbury and my boys Bobotron and Danscouse. I hope your caravans in Liverpool don’t get burnt down if this kicks off a turf war.

Yo yo yo Basildon’s number one
Da famous CM PUNK
Coming on Soapbox to have a little fun
Passing out the wit like Xavi passes balls - pum pum pum
Ah yeah and getting called out by this bitch ass nigger
Give him credit he got me angry, fingers on the trigger
Yeah, stick a sawn off right in your boat
You’re the filth and I’m Raoul fucking Moat

Uh Uh ahhhhhhhhh yeah

That was mine, now here’s your fantasy
And I don’t mean you sucking off Sting, believe me
So it goes “Wah, wah, wah” CM Punk RAGE QUIT Forum
Shut the fuck up, you aint educating niggers, you bore dem
Every knows Punk is as cool as a cucumber
The only thing surer is your cum hunger
Give dat boy some credit, Got under ma skin
Like a democrat face to face with Sarah Palin

Chorus
CM Shizzle
Up in ya bizzle
Causing mass murders
On your fucking manors

Nigger faggot? The irony! You’re the white fucking Carlton Banks
All the niggers know I’m drinking lilt, smoking weed and dancing like yo’ Shabba Ranks (Mahoney holla’s SHABBA! from the decks)
You need to curb that anger
Cause pretty soon niggers in danger
Rolling up to your dads house
Quiet as a mouse
Snap your pencil neck like a twig
But careful with your wig
Then Powerbomb you through your make up table like Pyscho fucking Sid
So I’m ‘big’? Boy you don’t know me, your cusses ain't worth a dime
I’m in the club drinking VK Blue and pulling bitches like Biggie and Puffy in their prime.
I don’t expect you to understand dat
When you’re stuck in your room at 3am online calling people nigger faggot

Chorus
CM Shizzle
Up in ya bizzle
Causing mass murders
On your fucking manors

Fernando Torres haircut and Liverpool shirt
Soppy middle class faggot, stop the bravado before you get hurt
Uh Ah, waiting on a come back.
Let me guess, U MAD?
Na nigger, I’m coy
Cause you’ve been merked by Soapbox Forum top boy
What’s next? iDOUBTuHUMAN?
With bars like this it’s obvious I was born in the black fucking Zion.
Gotta steady wait whilst a team of paramedics pick up your jaw from da floor,
I'll go down the pub and hit the dance Floor,
Be back in the morning for round two
You swerve or mock a battle rap more fool you
I understand though cause any come back only gonna melt dem
Better off PM’ing Dan and begging him to try and delete the fucking forum

Chorus
CM Shizzle
Up in ya bizzle
Causing mass murders
On your fucking manors
Repeat to fade

Holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla!

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:09:56 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:10:53 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:12:30 GMT »
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:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Would be much better if you two did it through youtube videos though :-/

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:12:41 GMT »
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surely a youtube video is required

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axl said:
Look at that post right there. ^

a Rottweiler snapping a poodle in half.
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« Feb 16, 2011 21:14:32 GMT »
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'With bars like this it’s obvious I was born in the black fucking Zion.'

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D fucking hell this is too powerful to exist

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:14:36 GMT »
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Coming on Soapbox to have a little fun
Passing out the wit like Xavi passes balls - pum pum pum
Ah yeah and getting called out by this bitch ass nigger
Give him credit he got me angry, fingers on the trigger
Yeah, stick a sawn off right in your boat
You’re the filth and I’m Raoul fucking Moat



nice :D :D :D

COME ON AXL, LET'S BE 'AVING YA

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:15:27 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

FFS


CM Shizzle
Up in ya bizzle
Causing mass murders
On your fucking manors


I'm gonna be singing this at work all night. :-/

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:17:00 GMT »
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hahahahahahahahahahah axl just got orched.

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:17:30 GMT »
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:D This is good but I demand audioclip/video

Better off PM’ing Dan and begging him to try and delete the fucking forum




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:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:17:47 GMT »
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:D Epic thread :-/



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« Feb 16, 2011 21:21:57 GMT »
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Video plz

The line about dan at the end! :D

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:23:42 GMT »
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i'd say axls days are numbered

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axl said:
Look at that post right there. ^

a Rottweiler snapping a poodle in half.
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« Feb 16, 2011 21:25:17 GMT »
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i'd say axls days are numbered


Never underestimate the ax man, but he's gonna need a powerful comeback!

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:26:46 GMT »
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« Feb 16, 2011 21:33:39 GMT »
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first he thought he was from france
now he thinks he is from switzerland
swigging on coke zero when he should be sippin it
making up stories about asian ladies
when all is on his mind is marsha brady

busting out pictures that are decades old
like the last time he spoke french at home
yeah he is a pseudo cunt (bet welching prick)
yeah he is a pseudo cunt (bet welching prick)

oh so you think this is over Nah
this is just getting started
hes got middle of the road music taste like radio 2
likes easy listening records and i hear he plays the kazoo
and sometimes when he has a beer or two
he claims he blacks out so he can act a fool

but guess what you bet welching prick
you ain't nothing but a pseudo cunt
you ain't nothing but a pseudo cunt yeh



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« Feb 16, 2011 21:34:40 GMT »
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:D

Rolli V Mathihihi undercard. This thread could go down in history.

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:53:00 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Feb 16, 2011 21:54:22 GMT »
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ALERT

axl posted in another section just three minutes ago

IS HE AVOIDING THE CHALLENGE?

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