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« Feb 17, 2011 1:46:30 GMT »
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wiggly-ax with a surprisingly strong comeback.

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« Feb 17, 2011 2:37:25 GMT »
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Ax-Man blew me away with his response.

This got REAL BIG REAL FAST.

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« Feb 17, 2011 2:47:54 GMT »
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oh shit axl you thiink you guts
well i got guile
and now its time for you to lose that smile

you are a pharaoh without a country
while cm punk is an island with a liege
hes winning like redknapp
while you are a scouse under siege

thats all i gotta say for now
but just remember this sleeping giant
will always be around

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« Feb 17, 2011 2:48:17 GMT »
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:D :D :D tosh.0 in no time.


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« Feb 17, 2011 3:14:04 GMT »
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Absolutely, please e-mail that to the show.

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« Feb 17, 2011 4:27:18 GMT »
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lol

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« Feb 17, 2011 4:29:31 GMT »
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:-X :-X :-X :-X :-/

Patrik, we're about to make you fucking famous in America. 8-)

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« Feb 17, 2011 4:33:27 GMT »
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IT'S HOT!!! lol



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« Feb 17, 2011 8:36:54 GMT »
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yo ana
you ana
you ana
what yo did to my homes rabo
thought you'd dick him yo shabo
now yiz like to fuck with da findia
but guess what, I aint no mingia

yo ana
yo ana
yo ana

prff cheek
prff prff cheek
prff cheek
prff prff cheek

yo ana
yo ana
yo ana
colombia shznizz aint doing the biznizz
tryong to get to ba?
well guess what, you aint getting no lai
magnus didnt think yous cool
he's not into that old school

yo ana
yo ana
yo ana

prff cheek
prff prff cheek
prff cheek
prff prff cheek

yo ana
yo ana
yo ana
yo all got da chanze to fukk with da billster
yo know what, its alright, yo both sizters
so please ana, dont be messin with me
cos you yo know what
yos and rabo wasnt meant to beeeee

yo ana
yo ana
yo ana


Yo findia, yo findia
don't mess with my COLOMBIA
you think you're a prime Swede?
Well you ain't got no heat

You think that you can't beat me
well you gotta be fuckign trippin'
the rhymes that you be droppin'
are like yo dick: FLOPPIN'

You say that Rabo was your homes
well how come then he be gone?
if y'all was so damn tight
he would be here, not gone like a kite

And why you sayin' I can't mess with you?
when two days ago you was on me like the flu?
You really know you want me and it's true
But I don't want you, silly white boy, so adieu

Your ginger friend might think I'm old school
but I just consider him a tool
fuck all you foreign fuckers with silly accent
I'ma hang with Bill and represent.

*throws mic and walks away*
:D :D :D :D :D

"like the flu" :D so true, so hurtful

nice one ana.

I can't wait for magneto's response to axlis rap. that shit was intense! but a bit long too



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« Feb 17, 2011 9:00:25 GMT »
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fuck, I need to turn it off, I sound like a pig raped by some hippos from the ghetto




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axl said:
Look at that post right there. ^

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« Feb 17, 2011 10:10:21 GMT »
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this is quite clearly the best thread in the history of forums, been fucking dying with laughter all the way through :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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« Feb 17, 2011 12:33:28 GMT »
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fungia, OMFG, I've never laughed so much in the history of any incarnation of this forum.

I'm talking about the YouTube video btw.

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« Feb 17, 2011 13:39:25 GMT »
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........................

:-X Waiting for Henry to declare the winner of the first round

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« Feb 17, 2011 14:14:17 GMT »
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She’s got some titties that make all the boys go crazy
But I’ll be fucked if she knows who is Scorsese
I don’t know how old she is or why she’s single
And I don’t care coz her posts are weak as Pringles
I have some beef with her because she’s fucking shit
So please forgive me if I’m here and you’re outwit.

Ooh, ooh
Rom-coms a-plenty
A mind that is empty
(x2)

Knitting quilts and making apple pies for friends
Your shitty taste in movies I can’t understand
I’d be all right if you was real and didn’t post bologna
But all you seem to do is stalk posts by Mahoney
It would be nice if you stopped judging people’s clit
So ‘the Untouchables’ are here to fuck your shit.

Ooh, ooh
Rom-coms a-plenty
A mind that is empty
(x2)

I can’t remember the last time you was all right
So I’ma beat at your shit taste with all my might
First you had a creep obsession with a Brian
And if you say that you like Hitchcock you’re a liar
Go make a quilt and watch five films starring Butler
And cry a little coz you been owned by a scuttler.

WUT WUT WUT *bark*

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« Feb 17, 2011 14:34:49 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D you should quit your day job

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« Feb 17, 2011 15:55:42 GMT »
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Round 2
CM Punk vs Axl

Yo, yo, yo turn the fucking mic up

Yo, Big Poppa be keeping you waiting
Got niggers frothing at the mouth and fuming
CM Punk, Cockney Mafia on the 411
Carrying tools, no need for a gun
Cause homeboy only coming at me with a hair straightener
And a face full of mascara
You stupid cunt,
Bob told you to wear a B-A-L-A-C-L-A-V-A

Yeah, cut you up with a screwdriver
Go round ya momma's house and hand her ya liver
You shouldn't battle rap with me fool
I’ll put my hand through your ribcage and rip out your soul

Of course these rhymes take time
I want them to be as big as Liam G singing SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
And so I don't have a rhyme with a whole verse on bro
Makes sense, cause behind that computer you look like Papa Shongo
Can't be that, cause that would suit
Stick a voodoo curse on Punk and take the Battle Rap loot
Too bad nigger, CM Punk's here to toot.
So tell yo mother you're coming home in a hearse
Whiteboy dropping ill bars proving multiculturalism works
Deep down you know that hurts
Not as much as getting roasted by a nigger from the centre of the universe.

Chorus
Ah yeah, plenty of junk in my trunk
But still the number one South East chunk hunk
Must be hard to get shanked by someone who don't eat no fish
Don't be down kid, you're still the forum's favourite side dish

Ah yeah, knocking out the riddums from my mums drum
Get yo bets on MC Punk, real big lump sum
Controversial with a capital C
Pushing the limit like Andy Gray and Richard Keys
Come on, you didn’t lay bars,
Whilst my cusses are more deadly than SARS
Yeah yeah yeah, all I’m hearing is waffle,
You’re getting murdered, someone report me to the filth on the double

If you had any sense you'd realise I'm from Essex
Spitting out rhymes with a chav on the decks
I'll spell it out for you I'm a Mockney
So work on that, come back and shock me
Still better than being the forum cancer, the Axl disease
I'm off to the club for a pint of Fosters, with ma nigger MA-HONE-Y

Chorus
Ah yeah, plenty of junk in my trunk
But still the number one South East chunk hunk
Must be hard to get shanked by someone who don't eat no fish
Don't be down kid, you're still the forum's favourite side dish

Here comes the crescendo
Still throwing jabs, haymakers left for round 3 ho
Number One Liverpool Glory Hunter
Versus the Essex Billy Bunter
Real heated internet blood feud
Still don't care as much as I do about food
Ah yeah, Get ready to suffer the loss
You're going down with a limp like Neville Fucking Bartoss

Uh uh uh, don't act no wideboy geezer
Everyone knows you're a 24 year old Justin Blieber
Yo, your rhymes are as fake as your tan
Moz slap this bitch with a 6 month ban

Give yo some credit, atleast you aint a blow out
But like my man Cannabis, it's a 2nd round knockout
I aint break no sweat yet, it aint too hard
To get you diving out the way from my rhymes like Steve Gerrard
Best go beg to a fairy
For some cusses that might cut me
And in future remember don't you get lairy
Cause yo name aint Axl, it's just Gary.

Chorus
Ah yeah, plenty of junk in my trunk
But still the number one South East chunk hunk
Must be hard to get shanked by someone who don't eat no fish
Don't be down kid, you're still the forum's favourite side dish


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« Feb 17, 2011 16:07:59 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D unreal chorus

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« Feb 17, 2011 16:10:44 GMT »
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:-X main event quality work, GUYZ

Can't wait for Axl's next AX ATTACK response

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« Feb 17, 2011 16:13:55 GMT »
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She’s got some titties that make all the boys go crazy
But I’ll be fucked if she knows who is Scorsese
I don’t know how old she is or why she’s single
And I don’t care coz her posts are weak as Pringles
I have some beef with her because she’s fucking shit
So please forgive me if I’m here and you’re outwit.

Ooh, ooh
Rom-coms a-plenty
A mind that is empty
(x2)

Knitting quilts and making apple pies for friends
Your shitty taste in movies I can’t understand
I’d be all right if you was real and didn’t post bologna
But all you seem to do is stalk posts by Mahoney
It would be nice if you stopped judging people’s clit
So ‘the Untouchables’ are here to fuck your shit.

Ooh, ooh
Rom-coms a-plenty
A mind that is empty
(x2)

I can’t remember the last time you was all right
So I’ma beat at your shit taste with all my might
First you had a creep obsession with a Brian
And if you say that you like Hitchcock you’re a liar
Go make a quilt and watch five films starring Butler
And cry a little coz you been owned by a scuttler.

WUT WUT WUT *bark*


:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X fuck's sake, that is amazing

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« Feb 17, 2011 16:39:53 GMT »
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:D :D :D Best thread ever. Might be dropping my ghetto lines here later, be prepared homiez ;)

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