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couldn't resist



fuck, I need to turn it off, I sound like a pig raped by some hippos from the ghetto


ahahahahhahahahhahah


the rhymes that you be droppin'
are like yo dick: FLOPPIN'

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« Feb 17, 2011 17:09:30 GMT »
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Yo yo yo I'm about to blow thiz muttafuckin' show
Droppin' beats like it's tha Minnesota snow

Yo bet welching prick, ya think you're tha kingpin?
Drinking Bud light while I'm downing more bottles of vodka than Andrei mothafuckin' Arshavin
Stealing identities from TCOTU to Liverpool
Pretending to be drunk on Coke Zero, what a fool

Your coat makes it look like you're the hard cunt
but I'm about to take you down like Jaime's Blunt
Acting like a world citizen from Minnesota to Nancy
This nigga wouldn't be surprised if you were just another farmer boy from Tennessee

Claimin to be a Newcastle die hard
Known as a muttafuckin try hard
Have you ever been to St. James Park
Now that's a big question, Mark

I'm on fire and chillin' in back yard
While you are cleaning toilets in da pub like a retard
Maybe on ladies night they let you work as a guard
Claiming to be shagging chick after chick
Hey boi, I'm about to end this deadly limerick

Dedicated to all my homies in Russia
Peace out
Dedicated to all my niggaz in Lithuania
Gimme another bottle of vodka, hardcore
Nigga game over, you're swept all over the floor






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« Feb 17, 2011 18:10:36 GMT »
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You're ok, bet welching prick, but sometimes offend me
So open up yours ears son, listen to me...

It really doesn't suit you playing forum impressionist
you come across all mental like a serial rapist
I expect you to respond saying; "Come at me, bro",
Let's just play FIFA, I'll beat you, FOUR-ZERO
See the shit that your spitting, it's odd and it's queer,
you blame the Coke Zero, I blame your shit beer
Was your mother smoking crack while she was pregnant with you?
Was she choking on dick til her face turned blue?
You think you're orch, axl, sam, karl?
And say you work in a pub when it's a motherfuckin barrrr!!!
You made a video in which you held a guitar
But you didn't play cos a faker's all that you are
You coin shitty phrases like: "world-breaker"
I coin phrases like: "I'm your mom-breaker"
You 'support' Newcastle, are obsessed with the toon
I support the idea of you dead in the womb!!
I ain't no gansta, won't pop a cap in your ass
But you're a Grade A faggot who takes dick up the ass

This is my closing statement, I'll save you more blushes
You're Little By Little, I'm more Fuckin In The Bushes


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« Feb 17, 2011 18:24:50 GMT »
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« Feb 17, 2011 18:28:43 GMT »
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You're ok, bet welching prick, but sometimes offend me
So open up yours ears son, listen to me...

It really doesn't suit you playing forum impressionist
you come across all mental like a serial rapist
I expect you to respond saying; "Come at me, bro",
Let's just play FIFA, I'll beat you, FOUR-ZERO
See the shit that your spitting, it's odd and it's queer,
you blame the Coke Zero, I blame your shit beer
Was your mother smoking crack while she was pregnant with you?
Was she choking on dick til her face turned blue?
You think you're orch, axl, sam, karl?
And say you work in a pub when it's a motherfuckin barrrr!!!
You made a video in which you held a guitar
But you didn't play cos a faker's all that you are
You coin shitty phrases like: "world-breaker"
I coin phrases like: "I'm your mom-breaker"
You 'support' Newcastle, are obsessed with the toon
I support the idea of you dead in the womb!!
I ain't no gansta, won't pop a cap in your ass
But you're a Grade A faggot who takes dick up the ass

This is my closing statement, I'll save you more blushes
You're Little By Little, I'm more Fuckin In The Bushes

:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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« Feb 17, 2011 18:32:59 GMT »
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This is my closing statement, I'll save you more blushes
You're Little By Little, I'm more Fuckin In The Bushes

:-*

Rest is ace too
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Feb 17, 2011 17:09:30 GMT @secondcoming said:
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Claiming to be shagging chick after chick
Hey boi, I'm about to end this deadly limerick


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« Feb 17, 2011 19:02:44 GMT »
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You 'support' Newcastle, are obsessed with the toon
I support the idea of you dead in the womb!!
I ain't no gansta, won't pop a cap in your ass
But you're a Grade A faggot who takes dick up the ass

This is my closing statement, I'll save you more blushes
You're Little By Little, I'm more Fuckin In The Bushes


crikey, that's brilliant :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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« Feb 17, 2011 20:04:47 GMT »
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I support the idea of you dead in the womb!!


:D :D :D

Splendid comeback from Axl, lesser fags would have relented under that much pressure to respond to such a strong attack.

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« Feb 17, 2011 20:28:23 GMT »
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Round 2
Yo, your rhymes are as fake as your tan
Moz slap this bitch with a 6 month ban

Read more: asoapbox.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=generalchat&action=display&thread=2157&page=3#ixzz1EFXYExuw

:D :D :D :D :D the rest was great too

:D tucker, fuck me, hard as tupac.

more videos please. Also, while we're at it dropping time spent on rhymes etc, mine took less time then Noel writing whatever. Ana, you used what, like 8 hrs including time zones? Thats like heathen chemistry

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Round 2
Yo, your rhymes are as fake as your tan
Moz slap this bitch with a 6 month ban

Read more: asoapbox.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=generalchat&action=display&thread=2157&page=3#ixzz1EFXYExuw

:D :D :D :D :D the rest was great too

:D tucker, fuck me, hard as tupac.

more videos please. Also, while we're at it dropping time spent on rhymes etc, mine took less time then Noel writing whatever. Ana, you used what, like 8 hrs including time zones? Thats like heathen chemistry

Well actually I did Erica's rap way before yours, I just didn't post it until this morning. Ask Bill, he read it yesterday >:(

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« Feb 17, 2011 21:10:52 GMT »
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poof read, he would do that

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« Feb 17, 2011 22:13:38 GMT »
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poof read, he would do that

:D :D :D

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Uhh uhh, come at me bro, come at me...

Jorn de raad, it's time to take a fucking break
you've bummed rolli mad, time to give your dick a shake
i'd rather have a go at tuckermans bint

jorns attack is truss, knew it would show
but tuckerman, fucks gotten into you now?
Take a deep breath son, you're goin below
just like rabo, raped by ana's dildo

(motherfucking chorus)
Owning everyone on soapbox left and right
I'm Toon Army, til I fucking die
When I die and they lay me to rest
« his soapbox ownage was the best »

He's got a fat ass and his names magneto
he likes to have jogs, wobblin his jelly
but his craic is shit, just like that cunt rolli
Lollapalooza mate, the offers there
so come at me bro, i'll smash up your face

(motherfucking chorus)
Owning everyone on soapbox left and right
I'm Toon Army, til I fucking die
When I die and they lay me to rest
« his soapbox ownage was the best »

Uh uhhhh, u mad bros? Orch, axl, and mahoney...
...that i've fucking owned you since I was a filly?
srk, what's goin on?
fuckin with the sports section, you've got it spot on ;-)
I'm feeling good, Toon armys on
Gonna win another match
Orch, and danscouse and the rest, gonna feel the power of Mathilitlielileile!

(motherfucking chorus)
Owning everyone on soapbox left and right
I'm Toon Army, til I fucking die
When I die and they lay me to rest
« his soapbox ownage was the best »

« No no evan calm down mate, you dont want involved »

Oi OI it's fuckin evan, manchestery city since i was twenty-seven
fucking spelling mistakes left and right
couldn't give a fuck cos you're all fucking planks
New England Revvin
officating loads of matches not fucking caring
Union jack waving, i'm not complaining

(motherfucking chorus)
Owning everyone on soapbox left and right
I'm Toon Army, til I fucking die
When I die and they lay me to rest
« his soapbox ownage was the best »
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« Feb 18, 2011 7:25:32 GMT »
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« Feb 18, 2011 7:28:26 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D

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I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with, isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to yoooouuu.
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« Feb 18, 2011 7:32:06 GMT »
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Fucking aggresive rap tbh.

Didn't want to get aggressive but I was called upon.

DO YOU GUYS FEEL THE POWER?

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aww look at little matty, getting all mad
like he just caught his mommy, cheating on his dad
are you getting embarassed? don't believe the truth?
pull up a chair around my table, boy, i'll give you more proof

you say; "Owning everyone on soapbox left and right"
but that's only what you think after your third miller light
in actual fact you come across like a mong
your even worse than a hard-fi song
you say; "Take a deep breath son, you're goin below"
Well it really pains me to quote you but COME AT ME BRO

These really make me cringe, these rhymes that you spew
Do we feel the power? No, not really, do you?

You'd "rather have ago" on my bint, listen to this
She don't like French, American, Canadian or Swiss
Boy, if you were on death row, destined for the slaughter
Your final request be something shit like one last vitamin water
Like everything else about you, chump, that request would be fake
But then again your too much of a pussy to ask for a blowjob or a steak

I'll end this one right here,
keep it short and sweet
Your like Travolata's Battlefield Earth
I'm Di Niro & Pacino in Heat



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« Feb 18, 2011 10:51:19 GMT »
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Sick rhymes Tux!!!

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« Feb 18, 2011 11:00:30 GMT »
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fucking hell :D :D :D tucker is spectacular at this :D :D :D

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