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« Feb 18, 2011 11:13:30 GMT »
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom @ Tux

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« Feb 18, 2011 11:33:18 GMT »
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:D yeah, fuckin' 'el tucker. killin in the name of and thug life mixed together with oasis puns. member of the month!!

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« Feb 18, 2011 11:40:28 GMT »
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Boy, if you were on death row, destined for the slaughter
Your final request be something shit like one last vitamin water
Like everything else about you, chump, that request would be fake
But then again your too much of a pussy to ask for a blowjob or a steak



:-* The best bars dropped so far for me :-*

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« Feb 18, 2011 12:33:42 GMT »
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aww look at little matty, getting all mad
like he just caught his mommy, cheating on his dad
are you getting embarassed? don't believe the truth?
pull up a chair around my table, boy, i'll give you more proof

you say; "Owning everyone on soapbox left and right"
but that's only what you think after your third miller light
in actual fact you come across like a mong
your even worse than a hard-fi song
you say; "Take a deep breath son, you're goin below"
Well it really pains me to quote you but COME AT ME BRO
These really make me cringe, these rhymes that you spew
Say you'd "rather have ago" on my bint, well listen to this
She don't like French, American, Canadian or Swiss
Boy, if you were on death row, destined for the slaughter
Your final request be something shit like one last vitamin water
Like everything else about you, chump, that request would be fake
But then again your too much of a pussy to ask for a blowjob or a steak

I'll end this one right here,
keep it short and sweet
Your like Travolata's Battlefield Earth
I'm Di Niro & Pacino in Heat



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« Feb 18, 2011 13:42:32 GMT »
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You gonna drop your 2nd round rhymes Axl? You've posted twice in this thead since Sam put up his second rap and you've yet to come back at him. U BEAT NIKKA?

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« Feb 18, 2011 13:49:52 GMT »
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Had to modify it slightly.

Axl: I'd just had some tea and toast then I read bet welching prick's reply. It all came to me in about 10 minutes. I don't what came over me. Maybe it was the combination of the perfect brew and the awesomely toasted toast. Maybe it was the shitness of bet welching prick's rhyme and I wanted to totally mug him off, make him look like a fool.

I'm glad you feel inspired and hope that your power grows. We could even identify a target and collaborate one day. The unlucky victim wouldn't stand a chance.

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« Feb 18, 2011 13:49:57 GMT »
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Woah there, JonBon. Quality takes time. Sgt Pepper took 6 months. So i'd expect thiis aboot winter time, but it'll be worth it.

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« Feb 18, 2011 13:55:43 GMT »
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tucker is a beast!
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Woah there, JonBon. Quality takes time. Sgt Pepper took 6 months. So i'd expect thiis aboot winter time, but it'll be worth it.
surely in the world of Battle Rap Axl should be coming right back at him.

Certainly don't remember Eminem in 8Mile leaving us until he'd got his dinner and a sunbed in before responding to a cus.

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« Feb 18, 2011 13:56:46 GMT »
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tucker is a beast!


What does that make Steph, Cloverfield?

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« Feb 18, 2011 13:57:31 GMT »
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What does that make Steph, Cloverfield?


:D :D :D

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tucker is a beast!


What does that make Steph, Cloverfield?
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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Woah there, JonBon. Quality takes time. Sgt Pepper took 6 months. So i'd expect thiis aboot winter time, but it'll be worth it.
surely in the world of Battle Rap Axl should be coming right back at him.

Certainly don't remember Eminem in 8Mile leaving us until he'd got his dinner and a sunbed in before responding to a cus.


Battle raps about flow and cussing not speed. If Tucker can do it in 10 minutes then more props to him.

I'm dropping my final toot tomorrow morning regardless. He's got plenty of time to get his together.

Anyone seen Henry around so he can declare a winner after Round 3?

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« Feb 18, 2011 14:07:29 GMT »
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tucker is a beast!


What does that make Steph, Cloverfield?

:D :D :D

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« Feb 18, 2011 14:08:20 GMT »
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bet welching prick, son, the moment's almost passed
You're going down like a ho and you're going down fast

There's so many things you could've called me out on
Like my lumpy asshole but now my hemoroids have gone
But the clocks still sticking, you still got time
You gonna make me you're bitch cos I made you mine

Oh, and why you got a chorus in a battle rap?
I spit my rhymes with venom, you're more like Take-fucking-That

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« Feb 18, 2011 14:15:19 GMT »
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:-X :D :-X :D :-X

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« Feb 18, 2011 14:34:37 GMT »
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:D Yeah thread over, Tucker wins

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« Feb 18, 2011 15:03:41 GMT »
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Aye, he spits 'em out like a llama

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« Feb 18, 2011 15:35:25 GMT »
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Kate Blanchett isn't dull, you NIPPLE!

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« Feb 18, 2011 15:38:35 GMT »
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