DUSTINS BAR MITZVAH ARE BACK!

It's always moody when the sun comes out! I reckon someone's foot clipped me when they wee crowd surfing. Wish we'd got seated tickets for Noel now. Fuck all that.

Atleast me and Tom see some fanny.

The only angry midget that night will be Noel.

Just got out of bed and my leg gave way lol

Shocking

I've damaged my ribs can't see any damage but they hurt like Fuck.

Giving up drinking now, few mineral waters at our next gig.

Who were dustins having a go at? Thought it was one of us

Built dustins up too big, the minute baz's mrs had her bag snatched I could feel the serious anti-vibes. I've no idea how many slipper upset, I dragged him out and had 3 blokes a bouncer and the tiny dancer all having a go. Prob best we don't see dustins again lol

haha, to be fair, someone pushed Slipper off the stage and he took the midget straight out, I thought he'd killed the little guy.

Funniest thing though was seeing Sam holding the said angry wriggling midget back as he was trying to get at Slipper.

Also, somehow my jacket is covered in blood.

Wish I had gone now. Sounds like you needed a big bearded burly northerner there to protect you.

sounds fucking dark. Hopefully the full, bleak truth of the night will emerge as the rest of you filter online, a bit like Memento.

I'm sure they were having a go at Will at some point, I think he just kept shouting at them.

Hahahahahah

HoPe will and Tom came out of the gig in one piece just remembered being back in the vibebar with the rust.

Will turned with a crew cut and a dog

Blood was all mine mate. Sorry! On the positive side I do not have HIV

Got a cut on my knee and some real nasty ones on my arm and just above my eye brow. Fuck knows what happened. I didn't get clumped because you know when you've been clumped and there's no busing around it. Lucky the bouncer cleaned it up really as I could have had problems I will stop melting on about it now.

Rumour has it you took a slap from the poisen dwarf

Haha I remember will yelling now, fucking funny

I'll update my profile accordingly

Abs is gonna have a field day with this, isn't he?

One of his lot dishing out the pain

I didn't see what happened, and the next minute you were standing there with blood pissing out of your eye, the whole side of your face was covered.

But i didn't touch you and somehow got the blood on my jacket, very weird.

Hope some YouTube videos appear this will be bigger than the towers of TCOTU babyshamble riots

Honest though, picture all 16 stone of slipper being pushed off a stage and landing straight on a midget. Just picture it. I'm lost for words

In all seriousness though, when I saw it, I did actually think for a second that he could have done some serious damage, because he just took him straight out, I was relieved when I saw the little fella get back up, I think he gave Slipper a nasty kick on the ankle

You did put on their Facebook that you were bring a 'death squad' tbf.

They cannot say they was not warned.