Magneto goes to V Festival

mildly related note: how the fuck do they get away with £185 for a two day festival?

No on in Essex is short of a pound note Yatesy

I've spoken to my mate and Cinderella will go to the ball.

This is bound to be shit.

Laterz gang x

Have a good time

saw them at leeds festival 2001.

fucking terrible band.

2nd on the main stage they were as well.

Korean Bodega is amazing

Plus i'm the lead singer

Magneto Goes to V Festival

So I got a cab there which was a pretty funny way to go to a festival. The cabbie was a cliche and a complete bore. 4/10

We stopped off at some pub outside for a quick loosener. It quickly became apparent there was untold fanny at V Festival. A+ Grade fanny as well. Literally everywhere. The pub had some bizarre refill system going which was weird but still 8/10

The queue to get in was MASSIVE but rather than push in like a couple of cunts it became apparent this was because it was the gate the trains in would go to. Went to the next gate along and walked straight in to the sounds of Scooby Snacks blaring from inside. A real chils down the spine moment 8/10

We just milled around for a few hours and got pissed and stuff. Nothing really noticable happened till it started pissing down as CAST came on. I watched Cast at V99 and it was monumental. I've never seen a mosh pit like it. The crowd chanted "You scouse barstads" throuhg out as well. Before they came on and lush with a broken arm came bowling through the crowd completely off his face.

"Where you going mate?"

"Down the fucking front!"

Don.

Obviously Cast 2011 could not match this but they were better than expected and it was fucking pissing down as well. They all look really old. 7/10 Actually they didn't do Magic Hour 6/10

Then off to see the special guests who I had been tipped off were the mighty Enemy. As they came on my mate pulled out a wrap of the shittest MDMA ever which gave the gig a real added groovy vibe. Enemy smashed it from start to finish. Untold hits. The highlight of the festival. Glastonbury, Latitude, that tiny festival Yatesy went too....they would all kill for a gig this big 10/10

Unfortunately someone got some poppers after Cast and we got right on the beer and shit MDMA and the rest is a bit of a blurgh until Arctic Monkeys. I do know this though - I watched an entire Plan B set. From start to finish. It was fucking shit 0/10

I soon lost all my mates and watched Arctic Monkeys at the back on my own. They were really good and smashed it. I also remember projectile vomiting which really added to the vibe. 8/10

I was supposed to sneak into the camping site, stay there and come home in the morning. Having lost my mates and with none of them having their phones on I had no option but to follow the crowd. I soon walked through the whole length of Chelmsford and it became apparent this crowd were not walking to a station or a cab rank of anything. I holed up at a hotel and called a cab and got quoted an hour wait. The same geezer kept turning up doing drop offs. I had the same conversation everytime.

"Forty quid to Basildon mate?

"45 mate"

"No fucking chance"

Waited an hour for my cab and ended up paying 45

My mate who did sneak into the camping site updated his Facebook with "Why do people mistake kindness for weakness?" and then with "I have been evicted from the silent disco and V Festival" so it sounds like they had fun

Parking was ample throughout.

Feel fucking shocking today

Sounds fucking horrible mate. Glad you had a great time

I weep inside whenever I see how much southern types spend on cabs.

www.nme.com/news/glasvegas/58749

I'd rather walk.

pussys

It's not a big deal. We're all pretty loaded.

you can't pay in looted ipads though can you?

I paid in cash mate. It actually came to 40 and I gave him a fiver tip.

Try and keep the envious drool away from your keyboard mate

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100% CAUGHT UP IN THE FESTIVAL SPIRIT. ;D ;D ;D

Feel that power

You would be surprised Bradders.

I lost the feeling my legs seconds later as the thrill of being at V became too much.