The first time I met Liam Gallagher...

That is clearly a lie.

The world is awaiting either 1. Original bampot material & 2. Columbia 40 minute version with Sevenleaf remix on the B-side.

Anything else will be like mentioning this amazing song you've wrote for years then naming your best of after it then releasing it on your solo record and for people to finally hear it & it be really boring.

You don't wanna be that guy bampot.

everyone remembers when i met noel

Twas unforgettable and I'll be sure to include it in my history of important internet events in my ebook. Might even name the chapter i love you noel

Epic moment ;D

Was there a video of that? I seem to remember watching a video ages ago with someone meeting Liam and going "Ohh!! Why the fuck won't my camera turn on?!"

that's the one. That was Shakey.

hows the recording going bampot?

The first time I met Liam Gallagher was at the 2002 tour, I was front row and blew him a kiss and he blew one back. LEGENDDDD

Noel I saw before the show, all I remember was thinking 'my he's a short fucker', he had a bit of an attitude too, midget cunt.

They are both quite short tbh.

Haven't started recording yet.

Struggling to come up with enough ideas to keep the song interesting for 40 minutes.

This weekend I would like to get a few parts recorded.

modulate that shyt son all around the wrold forever

i met liam again this summer in NYC, outside the Letterman show. Had a full on conversation with him about BDI and Pretty Green and took a pic with him. Cool as fuck. More then I can say about his midget cunt brother. Who I ran into in SOHO(NYC) on the DBTT tour and refused to take a picture with me. Prick.

I've told this story a few times, but I've got 50 minutes to kill, I got NGHFB playing on the stereo, a few beers in and I'm going to go into detail on this story that only the soapbox could appreciate.

The non editeted account of when I first met Liam Gallagher.

Some of you may remember a guy called the masturbating bear from the masterplan days. I call him Kirk and up until a few years ago he was my roommate. Back when Kable was running the board he came to Toronto and gave me a shout. We danced around meeting up for a bit, then he calls me and says he's sitting in a hotel bar with Liam Gallagher. Kirk, myself and my friend Liam (who will be known as LT for ease of storytelling), all big fans of Oasis, literally ran down the street to the subway.

When we arrived at the small but swanky hotel, we had no clue where the bar was, but we confidently veared to the left. With luck I found myself in a tiny room stocked with booze, and face to face with Liam and Gem and a couple others with them, sitting at the bar. I had to squeeze behind Liam to meet Kable, Romer, NoelsPrincess and her friend who were sitting at the only other occupied table.

It was a bit surreal. Not only the fact that Liam and Gem were sitting at the bar, but I was having a drink with three people who were up until then words on a screen. And there's a strange poetry that all of the above mentioned people were in the same place for this.

We didn't really approach Liam and Gem. I watched him a bit. Liam drank Caronas, and he'd only drink the neck of the bottle before getting a new one. There were a bunch of half full beers around him. Gem sang along and air drummed to 'Stuperstition' by Stevey Wonder.

NoelsPrincess was quiet, but a delight to hang out with, from what I remember of the night. I seem to recall getting smashed, and I most likely made a fool of myself infront of her, but I blame that on Kable who was an absolute animal.

At some point, myself and Romer (rad dude) stepped out for a smoke. Liam was outside with a few of the other guys. I think I talked to Romer a bit and we decided that this was the moment to approach Liam. I barely though before I spoke:

ME: Hey Liam! You gonna play D'you know what I mean tomorrow night?

a.) obviously not b.) I'm like twenty feet away from him yelling at him, and we're the only people in sight. He looks taken aback a bit.

LIAM: What?

ME: You gonna play D'You Know What I Mean tomorrow night?

LIAM: Uh. What do you reckon?

ME: I reckon you will.

At this point Liam is just staring at me like I'm nuts, and I was reeling from the fact that I was talking to Liam, and a bit drunk, so I just started walking towards him. I distinctly remember a look on his face that seemed like he might have just smoked a joint and I was tripping him out a bit. He looked confused and slightly scared.

ME: I drove halfway across the country to see you play one time, at the ampitheatre. Took me two days, but it was the best concert I've ever seen. When you guys played 'Songbird' a bird flew over and took a shit on my head.

LIAM: What?

ME: A bird shit on my head. When you were playing 'Songbird'.

Liam stares at me.

ME: I took it as a sign.

LIAM: What did you do?

ME: I rolled with it.

Liam burst out laughing. Smiley wearing shades all night long.

LIAM: We'll play that tomorrow night.

We went inside, and returned to the table, and I marked out over the fact that I just talked to Liam. Then Liam came back, and everything returned to normal.

I went up to pay, I was talking to the bartender right next to Liam, but I couldn't bring myself to talk to him again. I got back to my seat and LT told me that Liam was staring at me the whole time I was paying. I went back and asked him if I could play a song for him on the piano. He said yeah, and I asked the bartender to cut the music. He wouldn't, said there were 'VIP's in the bar' so then I told Liam, 'This guy won't cut the music for me,' to which Liam said 'He's the boss,' Fair enough. A moment I regret to this day.

At that point, everyone from the table came over and talked to him. He was super cool with everyone. Shook hands, gave hugs. Then we all said goodnight and cruised over to a dive bar down the road for a few drinks and a joint or two. My last memory was Kable raving about Canadian weed in the back garden.

Anyways. That's it, true story. They never did play Roll With It, either.