Noel Gallagher NUMBER 1

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

by this logic Adele is the greatest singer in the world at the minute. only the truly embarrasing (or people with aspergers) equate sales with greatness.

I live in the Kingdom of FACTS where I reign supreme, I've never even heard of your kingdom.
The relationship between the fuedal superior and the vassal has been established.

You have been Owned.

You live in the kingdom of delusions. It basically consists of a weirdo, 4 walls and some Pink Floyd LP's.

Classic sign of madness.

i find it wierd that axl is going to such great lengths to establish that adele is better than noel gallagher.

People with Asperger syndrome often display behavior, interests, and activities that are restricted and repetitive and are sometimes abnormally intense or focused. They may stick to inflexible routines, move in stereotyped and repetitive ways, or preoccupy themselves with parts of objects.[24]

Pursuit of specific and narrow areas of interest is one of the most striking features of AS.[3] Individuals with AS may collect volumes of detailed information on a relatively narrow topic such as weather data or star names, without necessarily having a genuine understanding of the broader topic.[3][7] For example, a child might memorize camera model numbers while caring little about photography.[3] This behavior is usually apparent by grade school, typically age 5 or 6 in the United States.[3] Although these special interests may change from time to time, they typically become more unusual and narrowly focused, and often dominate social interaction so much that the entire family may become immersed. Because narrow topics often capture the interest of children, this symptom may go unrecognized.[7]

Stereotyped and repetitive motor behaviors are a core part of the diagnosis of AS and other ASDs.[30] They include hand movements such as flapping or twisting, and complex whole-body movements.[24] These are typically repeated in longer bursts and look more voluntary or ritualistic than tics, which are usually faster, less rhythmical and less often symmetrical.[31]

Noel Gallagher is number 1

Adele has nothing to do with Beady Eye and Noel Gallagher.

Noel Gallagher is Number 1.

Beady Eye do not have the talent, nor are they a good enough rock n roll band to make a number 1 album.

Noel Gallagher is Number 1

Look how angry you are.

Noel Gallagher is Number 1

Incidentally Adele currently has more passion, heart, and talent than all of BDI combined. She's not really up there with Noel yet though, as she hasnt yet written a song as good as Don't Look Back In Anger, or If I had a gun ;D

Noel Gallagher is Number 1

If this owning was an earthquake, it would score a 9.6 on the Richter magnitude scale.

You have been Owned.

I love hipstamatic

I always thought your Asperger syndrome comments were just cheap shots but it sums up baldaxl really well.

Hi you sound like a blithering idiot here, nevertheless, Noel Gallagher is Number 1.

Just saw a docu about a guy with Asperger who donated sperm to women without telling them about his autism.

Immediatley had to think of you

Although individuals with Asperger syndrome acquire language skills without significant general delay and their speech typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical.[7] Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance, use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker, auditory perception deficits, unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech, and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.[3]

Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation: speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.[7]

Children with AS may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called "little professors", but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally.[3] Children with AS appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. Although individuals with AS usually understand the cognitive basis of humor, they seem to lack understanding of the intent of humor to share enjoyment with others.[15] Despite strong evidence of impaired humor appreciation, anecdotal reports of humor in individuals with AS seem to challenge some psychological theories of AS and autism.[32] According to the Adult Asperger Assessment (AAA) diagnostic test, a lack of interest in fiction and the positive preference towards non-fiction is common among adults with the disorder

Can someone tell me what position Noel Gallagher is at in the charts? I fucking forgot

LMOA!!!!!

I can see real rock n roll here.

amazing picture, thanks for sharing.

I spent two summers when I was in school doing voluntary work with kids with things like this and recognise the symptoms

serious question, why are you so obsessed mr david?

Jesus Christ look at that.

What a strange man.