one of my fathers best friends from work is so god damn eye talian. all the guys' friends call him the gambler and he's gotta an elder friend known as the barber who if i'm on a soprano's kick undoubtedly is in the mob. the guy would bend over backwards for my family and we bust one anothers chops about everything
that said when the guy was out on injury workmans comp was following him to make sure he was injured. he ran the plates of the guy following him and the next week when the comp guy was following him he dragged the comp guy right to the comp guys driveway. they stopped following him after that
you just made my day.
i go to college in new jersey (every time i go back there i swear my IQ drops about ten points) we have this italian guy working at the pizzeria outside campus, one day he hears me talking to my friend about how someone lifted one of the hubcaps off my car, so he turns around and says : "Ae, you want meh to ask mah guy to 'borrow' a hubcap off sombohdee for ya? Takes two seconds" i was so scared i actually said no thanks
one of my fathers best friends from work is so god damn eye talian. all the guys' friends call him the gambler and he's gotta an elder friend known as the barber who if i'm on a soprano's kick undoubtedly is in the mob. the guy would bend over backwards for my family and we bust one anothers chops about everything
that said when the guy was out on injury workmans comp was following him to make sure he was injured. he ran the plates of the guy following him and the next week when the comp guy was following him he dragged the comp guy right to the comp guys driveway. they stopped following him after that
you just made my day.
i go to college in new jersey (every time i go back there i swear my IQ drops about ten points) we have this italian guy working at the pizzeria outside campus, one day he hears me talking to my friend about how someone lifted one of the hubcaps off my car, so he turns around and says : "Ae, you want meh to ask mah guy to 'borrow' a hubcap off sombohdee for ya? Takes two seconds" i was so scared i actually said no thanks
now you made me crave carmine's
You probably would've ended up having to run an errand to drop something off like an box that had a horses head sprinkled with anthrax in it. Then you discover that they get their cheese from the mob and go telling your Irish pal who loves cheese that you've can hook him up with some mafia cheese, which he gets caught for illegally slinging. This of course leads to the downfall of the pizzaria and your mob buddy and probably you as well.
Had some local artisan chocolate recently and it tastes really good when I eat it
