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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 2, 2013 23:24:56 GMT »

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01. Tony Blackburn
02. Michael Fish
03. Bruce Forsythe
04. Michael Winner
05. Chris Tarrant
06. Timmy Mallet
07. Pat Sharp
08. Noel Edmonds
09. Jimmy Tarbuck
10. Ian Botham

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 2, 2013 23:35:04 GMT » - Tuckerman likes this

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Noel Edmonds
Kenny Dalglish
Mark Lawrenson
Gordon Burns
Anneka Rice
Axl
Boris Johnson
Daley Thompson
Arsene Wenger
Rio Ferdinand

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 2, 2013 23:48:39 GMT »

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rupert murdoch
lenny henry
kay burley
delia smith
edwina curry
h from steps
jill dando
scooby doo
judy garland

« Last Edit: Jan 3, 2013 0:06:36 GMT by poopy »

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 8:21:32 GMT »

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Botham? You massive cunt!

1. Noel Gallagher
2. Arsene Wenger
3. Dec
4. Michael Underwood (former CBBC presenter)
5. Michael Parkinson
6. Ricky Gervais
7. Francis Rossi (Status Quo)
8. Ronan Keating
9. Kerrie Katona
10. Sol Campbell

« Last Edit: Jan 3, 2013 8:22:15 GMT by Benoît Assou-Ekotto »

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"fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 10:45:54 GMT »

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Alan Shearer & Rob Lee (ring)
Alan White & Steve White (aka 'the dream team')
Triple H (roid induced paedophilia)
Michael Barrymore (accidental)
Mark Selby
Frank Sinatra Jr (aka Ol' Paedo Eyes aka The Chairman Of The Paedos)

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 10:53:30 GMT »

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Speaking of Snooker players surely Willie Thorne is a peadophile.

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"fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 11:42:30 GMT »

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Ever noticed how the explosion of young Asian snooker geniuses never really materialised? Thorne nonced their love of the game right out of many of them in their early teens, while Virgo stood watch, shielding them with his waistcoat

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« Jan 3, 2013 11:46:32 GMT »

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I reckon Virgo sat in the corner whacking himself off whilst Thorne went all Arsene Wenger on them.

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"fuck it, i'll be back at the end of the footy season to collect my winnings off byram. can't be arsed with pricks any more." Orch 06/09/2011

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 14:26:18 GMT »

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1. Michael Aspel
2. Simon Mayo
3. Richard O'Brien
4. Lenny Henry
5. Phil 'The Power' Taylor
6. Jools Holland
7. Lawrence Dallaglio
8. Jamie Theakston
9 & 10. Mark and Lard

Wouldn't be at all surprised to see at least 30% of the above, outed as nonce's in 2013.

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« Jan 3, 2013 14:36:46 GMT »

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1. David Dickin(g)son
2. Lenny Henry
3. Peter Hitchens
4. The Pope
5. Nell McAndrew
6. Rupert Murdoch
7. Paul Chuckle
8. Dave Benson Phillips
9. Rush Limbaugh
10. Newt Gingrich

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« Jan 3, 2013 15:25:36 GMT »

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1. Boris Johnson
2. David Cameron
3. john Barnes
4. Noddy Holder
5. Michael Buerke
6. Andi Peters
7. Prince Charles

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 15:32:08 GMT »

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Willie Thorne deleted me as a friend on Facebook after he was my willie Thorne gallery which had plenty of photos of the great man plus a walrus

Fuck off including him and vergo, real dons

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 17:17:39 GMT »

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1. Cliff Richard
2. Shane Richie
3. Pickle the elf from Knightmare
4. Kevin Spacey
5. The rest of Lostprophets
6. Daley Thompson
7. Pete Burns
8. Dirty Den
9. Keith Chegwin
10. Robbie Williams

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 17:48:13 GMT »

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01: Eric Clapton
02: Michael Caine
03: Ken Doherty
04: Brian Cox
05: Gary Barlow
06: The singer from Creed
07: Timmy Mallet
08: Phillip Schofield
09: Chris Tarrant
10: Simon Bates

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« Jan 3, 2013 18:28:55 GMT »

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I hope you mean the right Brian Cox

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 18:44:10 GMT »

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to be clear, are we going for arrest or conviction. I vote that simply an arrest is good enough. NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 18:52:29 GMT »

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Arrest or a news story with someone claiming to of been fiddled with for me is good enough

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 19:02:07 GMT »

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No smoke without fire....

I'm calling that smoke, that's 10% already.

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 19:06:27 GMT »

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1) Alan Shearer
2) Michael Owen
3) David Seaman
4) Harry Redknapp
5) Peter Shilton
6) Jack Wilshere
7) Gareth Bale
8) The late Gary Speed
9) Arsene Wenger
10) Mark Lawrenson

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The Soapbox Celebrity Nonce Pool 2013
« Jan 3, 2013 19:37:43 GMT »

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1. Peter Kay
2. Bradley S Club 7
3. Duncan Ferguson
4. Eamon Holmes
5. Eric Cantona
6. Noel Gallagher
7. Paul Daniels

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