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« May 30, 2013 10:34:10 GMT »
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Nah not a dose, had one of them before though :D

Gotta little Tez due on the 6th December, he (if indeed it is a he) is gonna be a rock hard bastard with a huge cock and a even bigger appetite for football, shagging, fighting, rock n roll and education.

Probably be the next Shearer tbh 8-)

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« May 30, 2013 10:55:50 GMT »
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Congrats you mad bastard!

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« May 30, 2013 11:56:57 GMT »
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Congratulations Tez, all the best mate

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« May 30, 2013 11:58:01 GMT »
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Cheers dudes

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« May 30, 2013 12:30:12 GMT »
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Who's the goomer?

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« May 30, 2013 14:21:44 GMT »
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Honestly I thought this was going to be about an STD.


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« May 30, 2013 14:37:07 GMT »
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Who's the goomer?


This bird called Claire.

She's living with is now.

It's fucking mad, been riding her on and off for years, but she had been travelling and living in a place down south called Eastbourne I think then came back and I shagged her and she got sticked straight away so gonna have a little 'un.

This is her done up.



She's not having any of my name suggestions though, I've got some crackers an all :D :D

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« May 30, 2013 14:46:59 GMT »
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"This is her done up"

Ticked me for some reason, that :D :D :D

And congratulations, Tez.

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« May 30, 2013 19:32:10 GMT »
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Red head :-*

Congrats Tez.

And well done for the bairn as well.

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"This is her done up"

Ticked me for some reason, that :D :D :D


aye me too

big congrats tez, best wishes with it all x

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Red head :-*

Congrats Tez.

And well done for the bairn as well.


:D :D :D :D

Nice one Tez.

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« May 30, 2013 20:26:49 GMT »
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Nice one fella's, cheers.

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« May 30, 2013 20:57:28 GMT »
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I assume you're now going to marry her?

Also, do you think she felt the biological clock ticking and accidentally on purpose forgot to take the pill?

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« May 31, 2013 10:32:49 GMT »
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Haha steady on :D

Who knows, you can never be sure with wenches, they are mental :D

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« May 31, 2013 14:20:06 GMT »
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:D Far out, tez.

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« May 31, 2013 14:42:38 GMT »
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Congratulations Terrence, what names have you suggested?

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« May 31, 2013 15:46:05 GMT »
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Call her Goat-man.

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« May 31, 2013 20:34:06 GMT »
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Stunning Tez. :-* Best of luck! :-/


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« May 31, 2013 20:44:52 GMT »
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congrats mate xx

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« May 31, 2013 20:49:28 GMT »
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Well in Tez

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