Well what do ya naa, shows how much I watch it ha, it used to just be on in the hoose when I was a kid, me Ma fucking loves all that shite.
Mind it's not much better these days with wor lass, fucking cooking programmes every neet is what I suffer now, it just makes is fucking hungry.
I've warned her she ain't got much longer of it as when the computer is sorted out she will be watching them in the bedroom while I play on FIFA in the living room like, I've got out Gordon Ramsey is in, Massterchef, Come Dine With Me (that's the worst one, what a smug wanker that narrator cunt is), some other shite about a fucking hotel, I thought it was just me Ma that watched such shite, but it's clearly jsut all wenches, without wanting to sound too much of a misogynist, birds will watch fucking anything if it's awful and twist if it's any good, dosey cows.