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« Oct 4, 2014 12:20:57 GMT »
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dropped himself in it again.

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What the BBC are hushing up in an attempt to pretend it was a coincidence is that there were two other cars. The nice one had a number plate relating the number of British dead and the shit one had a number plate relating the number of Argentinian dead.

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« Mar 11, 2015 0:40:05 GMT »
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thumped a producer now. :D

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« Mar 24, 2015 23:01:11 GMT »
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getting sacked in the morning.

sure he'll be snapped up elsewhere.

fifth gear needs salvaging from it's mediocrity.

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« Mar 25, 2015 9:12:16 GMT »
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getting sacked in the morning.

sure he'll be snapped up elsewhere.

fifth gear needs salvaging from it's mediocrity.



:D :D :D

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« Mar 25, 2015 10:49:31 GMT »
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I'm just in shock that Eddie made a thread about Clarkson and the internet didnt just give up in disgust.

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getting sacked in the morning.

sure he'll be snapped up elsewhere.

fifth gear needs salvaging from it's mediocrity.

:D :D :D

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just having a look.

i did know ch5 ditched it.

history channel is showing it since discovery ditched it.

ch5 would surely be tempted back with clarkson. :))



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« Mar 25, 2015 11:19:18 GMT »
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maybe he could front the military-based quiz show Skirmish on UK Conquest?

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« Mar 25, 2015 14:22:22 GMT »
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james may just then. :D




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« Mar 29, 2015 6:45:32 GMT »
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Fuck knows why people give a fuck about cars enough to have a programme on the telly about them anyway, never mind presented by them three bell ends.

It's just something to get you here to there a bit faster, fuck watching shows about them, especially ones presented by pretentious Tory tossers.

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« Mar 29, 2015 19:19:17 GMT »
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I can't drive, hate F1 and would rather face a firing squad than vote Tory. But I did enjoy Top Gear and it was mainly because of Jeremy Clarkson. It takes all sorts.

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« Jun 16, 2015 19:25:35 GMT »
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chris evans the new host.

RIP top gear. :P

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fucking matt le blanc brought in now. :D

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« Feb 4, 2016 19:14:01 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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dropped himself in it again.




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« Jan 16, 2023 20:26:22 GMT »
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amazon dump him.

issues apology.

perhaps fifth gear is on the cards.

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« Jan 16, 2023 21:44:59 GMT via mobile »
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What a snowflake

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« Feb 9, 2023 19:33:37 GMT »
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clarkson's farm is brilliant tbh.



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Death pen for that cunt

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