Official Premier League Thread 23/24

Which forumer were you previously? Can't work it out.

If Everton only needed a draw would almost certainly be safe, but can see them drawing and Leicester nicking a win against the odds.

I have nothing for or against Everton (beyond the guaranteed points they give Liverpool every year) but it would fun to see them relegated for a year or two, just to have something a bit different.

If anyone thinks Bournemouth are coming to goodison to send everton down then you don't know scousers. They wouldn't make it out the city...

Brendan Rodgers continues to wait patiently by the phone for Levy’s call

Liverpool news:

Wondered whether Toney would appeal. After seeing the below, best just to take the 8 months.

Yeah, once you get into the “betting on your own team” domain, he’s lucky it wasn’t longer.

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'my gambling addiction documentary on the bbc in 12 months time'.

Leeds DOWN
Leicester DOWN
Liverpool LET IN 4 TO SOUTHAMPTON

Enciso goal v Man City wins goal of the season. No real stand out contenders it seemed, I was hoping the Jacob Murphy tap in would win it.

The head of an exciting project that will see Kane sign a new deal:

looks like a qatar takeover for man united.

taking the jack grealish impression a bit far this one.

Fixtures are oot

this companies house paperwork have got people amped up.



perhaps a bit of caution.

martin tyler leaving sky.

always found the twatter pile on a bit harsh.



a bit over the top on this one though.

Excellent news, he's been past it for years, only a shame he's not retiring completely. Can't imagine it was his decision as he'd have probably got a big send off otherwise, doubt the casual racism helped.

mason mount's stalker convicted.

An influencer who bombarded Chelsea midfielder Mason Mount with messages has been given a suspended prison term.

Orla Melissa Sloan, 22, who called herself Devil Baby on Instagram, used 21 phone numbers to target Mount.

She also stalked his ex-teammate Billy Gilmour and caused harassment to fellow Chelsea star Ben Chilwell.

Mount, 24, became worried she would turn up at the club's training ground in Cobham, Surrey, Westminster Magistrates' Court heard.

The court was told Sloan slept with Mount after they met at a party at Chilwell's home in November 2020.

Prosecutor Jason Seetal told an earlier hearing the pair remained in contact for about six months before Mount "decided that the relationship was not going to progress".

He said: "Upon informing Ms Sloan of this, he has been subjected to a bombardment of messages.

"He began asking her to stop messaging him before blocking the number.

"He then began to receive messages from new numbers and each time he would block those numbers, there would be messages from a different number."

Mount was "concerned she had an obsession or fixation with him and he didn't know what she was capable of", Mr Seetal told the previous hearing.

In mitigation her lawyer Michael Cogan said she had been "naive" in not realising any relationship with Mount was not going to progress, adding that she was remorseful.

Sloan, who admitted stalking Mount and Gilmour and causing harassment to Chilwell, was given a 12-week prison sentence, suspended for 18 months, and ordered to complete 30 rehabilitation days and 200 hours of unpaid work.

Camera phones and social media were the 2 worst things to happen to the world