Noel Gallagher is a racist.

He's actually having a full on breakdown

it's incredible isn't it.

never would have predicted this a few years ago when beady eye came to an end. the press were just pushing the narrative of liam being desperate for oasis to reforming and needing noel. now liam is breaking records with his album and headlining fucking finsbury park on his own whilst noel is releasing ricky martin rip offs and struggling to sell out the same old arenas

That picture of him on the front of Q is a shocker, someone edit it in. The fact he's looking super skinny (I bet he wears those jeans now) really doesn't do his nose any good. Fair play to him for letting them use that shot but he looks like a junkie grandad. Oh and this quote isn't going to do him many favours:

He has a massive chip on his shoulder these days like. The Eagle/Pigeon thing he keeps repeating in every interview is the ramblings of a sociopath. I think he might be genuinely ill.

Traits of a Sociopath :- Difficult relationships, Manipulativeness, Deceitfulness, Hostility, Callousness, Lack of empathy

Lock All The Doors really does takes on a whole new meaning. I never knew Nigel Farage did backing harmonies either.

"It was all better when Thatcher was in power"

Noel on the front of Q:

I’m hoping his album tanks and he ends up in rehab to be honest. I’m struggling to see any possible path to redemption.

Noel Gallagher is the sick man of music.

"I only have sex with white children" Noel Gallagher

"White white white white white."
Noel Gallagher - Columbia (While Label Demo)

Fookin' pussies in here, the lot of you.

Snowflakes everywhere, I stand by what I said you sad bunch of fookin whinging peasants.

The muslim brotherhood are bringing sharia law to your door, mark my words. They've got their muslamic ray guns. You social justice warriors will be the first to go.

As you wereN'T x

More hate from Noel:-

'Its a beautiful world' features some French spoken word. ''The Parka Monkeys are going to be like 'A fucking French bird on a track? No mate not having it. It's not rock n' roll'' he says adopting a simian bellow. If he loses the parka monkeys ''The little 15 year old snotty cunts with polka dot scarfs'' then that's a price worth paying. 'I run my own record label, I pay for my records, I promote them, I market them, I do everything myself, If I have a whim I'll do it. Big rock bands are like huge tankers but I'm like a fucking speedboat''

That just reveals he thinks this arcane language known as 'French' is some sort of badge of intellect and far out experimentation.

He shouldn't be having a dig at his own fans but he's right about some of them. Still, they made him a millionaire and bought him designer parkas back when he wore them so perhaps he should keep it shut. It seems his way of getting back at Liam is by having a go at Liam's fans. Poor tactics.

This must be the first forum spoof account in 10 years 😂

Bring back Liberace!

"I still practice the myth of separating clothes in wash simply because I hates colours mixing, in fact Rosa Parks should be doing my washing"

Noel Gallagher (source: GirlOfTheNorthCountry, yesterday)

thread sullyed

thanks monkeyparka

btw Axl, do you think Noel has suddenly become a racist or do you reckon he's hated muslims for the entire time you've been kicking off on those of us who have said he's a shit nonce?