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« Jun 14, 2019 23:49:01 GMT via mobile »
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Jun 14, 2019 19:17:32 GMT @sullycinnamon said:
Zzzzzz.

You're a poor man's axl but at least you're a bit of a jester with this stuff. Monkeytennis, however, is clearly offended and upset at me disliking camp people, how sad of the man. He's such a miserable hypocrite and spends the entirety of his time on the forum attacking my posts in attempted online bullying while contributing nothing relevant to threads. A bully trying to paint another person as oppressive, nice one.

He definitely strikes me of the type of person who thinks anybody that avoids gay pride events MUST be homophobic! Yet probably moans when too many straight people attend as it's 'for us, not them'. These people and their homophobic double standards exist and I have no doubt he's one of them.

Have a gay old time this weekend :)


Jesus fucking Christ, you're a compete embarrassment.


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« Jun 15, 2019 10:12:13 GMT »
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Fuzzy, I salute you for unintentionally delivering when it matters. Now I've got my alibi I'll see you cunts in court - tried to sully my name and failed, yer twats!

"Two years from civil rights activist to caravan dweller to KKK fanboy - this is a far fetched and outlandish claim. The man has flaws but it's pure defamation he hates fags unless you count e-cigarettes - plus recent posts suggest only skinny jeans and closet-gay monkeytennis remain cancerous in his thoughts. I find the defendant not guilty - release the chains, darlings"




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« Jun 15, 2019 12:45:30 GMT via mobile »
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Keep talking, you're revealing yourself beautifully.

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« Jun 15, 2019 14:24:00 GMT via mobile »
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I genuinely believe you're in the closet which is why you're so sensitive plus my intentional use of derogatory terms only adds proof to this. Which, in turn, leads me to question why Jack Wilshere is your favourite homegrown central midfielder - I thought it'd be David Batty, boy?

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« Jun 15, 2019 17:39:02 GMT »
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sully, when did your parents give up on you?

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« Jun 15, 2019 17:50:28 GMT »
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:D

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« Jun 15, 2019 21:52:08 GMT via mobile »
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Probably when your real ones abandoned you for your closet-gasian heritage. SAIL ON.


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« Jun 16, 2019 10:17:55 GMT via mobile »
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This has well and truly turned into a bin fire of a thread.

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« Jun 25, 2019 9:24:04 GMT via mobile »
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Prevention is key. A hair transplant is the way to go.

None of us want to experience what Moz went through, so start doing your research about which clinic you would like to go to NOW!

A couple of years ago I was having the odd dream about losing my hair. I now get full blown night terrors even though my hair is fine, although I admit it’s slightly thinner now. This is hardly good news and I will be doing everything in my power to ensure I never go bald.

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« Jun 25, 2019 9:43:08 GMT »
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Hair transplant is not prevention though

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Of course it is, it’s just extremely complicated if you are mozza.

A) Full head of hair + hair transplant = prevention

B) Half a head of hair + hair transplant = prevention

Numerous hair transplants can be applied to scenarios “A” and “B” over time, this of course also equals prevention.

The success rate of a hair transplant when done properly is 98%

C) The mozza look (I.e no hair apart from a single strand of hair that starts from between the crown and forehead) = lost cause, however you will be pleased to know that prevention also exists for scenario C.

A transplant applied to scenario C would be an act of terror, as attempting a follicular unit extraction or follicular unit transplantation in the normal way would be futile. The extraction process would need to be taken from mozza’s arse hole or ball bag, a place where very harsh and rough hairs exist. This would be a technical and painful nightmare and is also a big no no from a style perspective unless you’d like to go for the Mr. David look.

The bald gene might be an ever present, but if you go through life without ever being totally bald based on all of the above well then you’ve successfully prevented baldness, at this point I’d normally insult you, but we as men with hair must now come together.





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« Jun 25, 2019 11:18:04 GMT »
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You'd sell me a hair transplant tbh

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« Jun 25, 2019 14:44:45 GMT »
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not long back from the barbers.

less said the better. :D


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« Jun 25, 2019 21:38:53 GMT »
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pics please

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« Jun 25, 2019 22:53:55 GMT »
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Of course it is, it’s just extremely complicated if you are mozza.

A) Full head of hair + hair transplant = prevention

B) Half a head of hair + hair transplant = prevention

Numerous hair transplants can be applied to scenarios “A” and “B” over time, this of course also equals prevention.

The success rate of a hair transplant when done properly is 98%

C) The mozza look (I.e no hair apart from a single strand of hair that starts from between the crown and forehead) = lost cause, however you will be pleased to know that prevention also exists for scenario C.

A transplant applied to scenario C would be an act of terror, as attempting a follicular unit extraction or follicular unit transplantation in the normal way would be futile. The extraction process would need to be taken from mozza’s arse hole or ball bag, a place where very harsh and rough hairs exist. This would be a technical and painful nightmare and is also a big no no from a style perspective unless you’d like to go for the Mr. David look.

The bald gene might be an ever present, but if you go through life without ever being totally bald based on all of the above well then you’ve successfully prevented baldness, at this point I’d normally insult you, but we as men with hair must now come together.





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« Jun 26, 2019 12:52:55 GMT »
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i see will young has gone for a rug.



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« Jun 27, 2019 17:41:27 GMT »
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How much is a hair transplant these days ??

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5k for a decent one mate, by my reckoning we could be looking at sub £1k if we hold out for a few more years. Prices should drop by then due to the popularity of shite tv and perfect hair lines.

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« Jun 27, 2019 18:25:46 GMT »
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You seem to know an awful lot about hair transplants, Axl

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« Jun 27, 2019 20:07:22 GMT »
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of course, I have to.

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