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hahahahah @ the last few posts :D

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« Apr 10, 2020 9:53:25 GMT »
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhah :D

to it all.

MORE BEN STORIES PLS THEMIS

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« Apr 10, 2020 9:53:50 GMT »
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hahahahah @ the last few posts :D


absolute gold.

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« Apr 10, 2020 12:36:31 GMT via mobile »
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Any others members we know are dead?

I can confirm Rollince is alive. I checked on him recently.

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« Apr 10, 2020 13:19:38 GMT »
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foxy, sir soul, ben & jamesforumadmin (run over my tractor)

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« Apr 10, 2020 14:20:13 GMT via mobile »
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I died as well. Until I logged in on my sega dreamcast.

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« Apr 10, 2020 14:33:23 GMT »
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Emotional thread.

“Henry” is someone I’d completely forgotten about tbh. He was a highly intelligent mountain of a bloke. I remember reading his posts and being in complete awe: “Here he is again, the black Buddha”

I enjoyed reading his philosophical ramblings, he tried very hard to deal with depression by posting on here. I hope Henry is alive and well.

and let’s not forget about the “how big is your penis thread” where let’s be honest, everyone waited nervously for weeks for Henry to post. Pretty sure Karl was the first to post giving it the big I am, quickly followed by abs saying that his 5 inch penis was perfectly effective and that size didn’t really matter because you know he was the only person in the world with access to BRAZIL - a few weeks later Henry finally posts and completely destroys the field, I think he apologised for not posting quickly, and gave the excuse of wanting to understand the philosophy behind penis measuring techniques / methods. What a fucking legend.



this is my fifth time re-reading this and it has improved every single time :D :D


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« Apr 10, 2020 14:38:43 GMT via mobile »
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I’ll go check my twitter messages for some more Ben-related craziness.

But here’s one.

After his torn ACL/home treatment by his relative, I missed out on the black angels. So since I was quite pissed off, I told him that the ticket I bought for him (with my money) for Noel Gallagher in Philadelphia was gonna go to someone else instead, since he had his leg issues.

He responded by saying HOW DARE YOU and after two days of walking on it, it felt better or something. He said that he wanted to go and that his fine.

Keep in mind, he insisted on getting the ticket I paid with MY money, and ride with my in MY car.

I was like, dude, I don’t think so. He sent a couple of nasty messages to Kim because she was “in it”. She can vouch for all this.

Eventually a few days later, like the gentleman he was he said “ok. I understand you’re mad about the black angels. Now you did this so I consider it even, I understand you don’t want me in your car”.

Ah Ben.

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« Apr 10, 2020 14:43:28 GMT »
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:D :D themis ur such a messy bitch who lives for drama, i love

i think i'm now fine with ben's death actually

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« Apr 10, 2020 16:14:40 GMT via mobile »
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As you get older, it’s all about the drama.

There was another story when he was in Nepal and was supposed to meet me in l o n d o n for the definitely maybe exhibition.

Apparently he was staying at the BBC headquarters.

He told me he’d meet me if Everest closed, but even though it did, he managed to stay there and didn’t come to England.

I think the day I left l o n d o n for Brighton is when he came to l o n d o n. So we couldn’t meet. I sent him my picture in the room that was designed. He told me the line was too long so he didn’t take pictures.

I sent him pictures of me outside the exhibition. He said something like the camera was working but battery died when he tried to take one.

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« Apr 10, 2020 16:45:19 GMT »
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maybe he died cos he needed an ambulance but his battery died, so he did too.

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« Apr 10, 2020 16:52:11 GMT via mobile »
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Just found this old picture and Ben is in it. Damn



Which one is Ben?

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« Apr 10, 2020 17:27:41 GMT via mobile »
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There was also that time he was in China. He said that he hacked some Internet cafe and was able to go on Twitter and stuff. I asked him to take pictures. He said his phone’s camera stopped working.


:D :D

More please

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« Apr 10, 2020 17:28:02 GMT via mobile »
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Just found this old picture and Ben is in it. Damn

Which one is Ben?


Odds on the flamboyant Uncle Festa in the middle.

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« Apr 10, 2020 18:51:47 GMT via mobile »
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Correct. Bald, In the middle.

Poor guy also had several teeth missing :(

You know, I don’t think he ever bought me a beer, ever. I mean, I didn’t think of it at the time, always thought he’d eventually be more stable (financially, not mentally)

And he’s dead now ffs, no beer for me

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« Apr 10, 2020 18:52:12 GMT via mobile »
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maybe he died cos he needed an ambulance but his battery died, so he did too.



Hahahahahaha

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« Apr 10, 2020 21:35:48 GMT »
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And he’s dead now ffs, no beer for me
:D :D

Welcome back Themis you Greek god. 

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« Apr 10, 2020 21:48:48 GMT via mobile »
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Good to be back

And since I’m back, did I ever tell you about the time Ben went to the bathroom and never came back? It was some gig, don’t remember who, must have been the allah las I think.

My theory? Shit his pants.

What he said? He met a girl and she took him home.

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« Apr 10, 2020 23:59:22 GMT »
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He sounds like a pathological liar and mediocre con man? How did he die again if true?

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« Apr 11, 2020 1:21:26 GMT »
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A con man is a bit too far, he did have some musical connections, I believe he even engineered or was involved with a British band that was kind of akin to Lowgold. He also had a wife, who he told me worked for MSNBC at one time doing audio for the Dan Abrams show.

I don't know he was a strange one, but I think he just wanted to be loved and there isn't anything wrong with that. I think there is a chance he is alive still, he is crazy enough to pull something like this off.

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