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« May 11, 2021 9:26:53 GMT » -
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I recently put a Ring doorbell up and decided that for the rest of the year, I'm going to take screenshots of every person that comes to my door. Not only that, but I'm going to share them with ALL OF YOU along with some small analysis on things like why they were at my door, what their name was, if they were friendly or not, etc.

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NAME:
He was a takeaway driver so didn't catch his name.  Maybe I'll start asking for names.

WHAT WAS BEING DELIVERED: Chicken kebabs that turned out to be not so great.  Lot's of chicken but it was dry and poorly seasoned.  And the salad was pathetic.  Lettuce, cucumber, tomato.  No shredded cabbage and no onion.

WAS HE FRIENDLY: No, he said not a single word.  Not a smile or a nod or anything.  His expression did not change from the one you see here in this picture,

OTHER COMMENTS: His hat looked like it could have fell off at any moment, with only the slightest movement or smallest breeze.  Perhaps he knew this and that is why he didn't talk or move his face, in fear that his hat would fall off.

Hope you've enjoyed this post, and I hope you enjoy the ones that will follow.




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« May 11, 2021 11:58:27 GMT » -
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This is a great thread Tuckerman. Thank you for still believing in the Soapbox and providing premium content.

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« May 11, 2021 12:08:38 GMT »
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I'll paypal £5 to any soapbox member that knocks on Tuckers door.

*Minus Tucker.

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« May 11, 2021 12:09:17 GMT »
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That wall out back looks good for a kickabout with the kids. Spraypaint a goal onto the wall.

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« May 11, 2021 12:15:06 GMT »
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Your neighbours fence looks on a wonk though. Haven't they only just been built?

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« May 11, 2021 12:16:32 GMT »
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Absolutely fuming that you’ve got a takeaway and didn’t tell us how you got on in the just eat euro tickets draw.

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« May 11, 2021 12:53:53 GMT via mobile »
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Really good thread. I might pin it to make use of my mod skills

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« May 11, 2021 14:19:30 GMT »
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Any chicken kebab without red cabbage is a complete waste of time...unlike this thread.

Please pin or preferably give the thread its own sub-forum.

Thanx.

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« May 11, 2021 14:23:46 GMT »
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Tucker can you ring your own doorbell sometime. I'd like the expression best described as "mood filter" to be plastered on your face.

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« May 11, 2021 14:35:15 GMT »
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You got amazon prime Tucker? Maybe order a toilet roll or a few pairs of socks. Keep the thread alive.

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« May 11, 2021 14:42:59 GMT via mobile »
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My missus is always ordering stuff, and we normally have 2 takeaways a month, so should be plenty to keep it going.

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« May 11, 2021 14:45:23 GMT »
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up the takeaways to once a week mate. We need this.

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« May 11, 2021 15:03:13 GMT »
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Anyone got tuckers address? I want to send random shit to his house.

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« May 11, 2021 15:14:32 GMT »
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This is why you're our worthy leader.

Threads like this.

Bravo.

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« May 11, 2021 15:25:05 GMT »
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this is great, thank you.

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« May 11, 2021 15:45:46 GMT »
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Did you tip the man? No wonder his facial expression didn't change!

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« May 11, 2021 16:00:04 GMT »
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Anyone else been yet?

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« May 11, 2021 16:00:23 GMT »
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How about now?

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« May 11, 2021 16:07:17 GMT » -
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Mega thread this is, please keep it going, keep ordering stuff, we need more cunts at your door like this pillock in the picture!!

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« May 11, 2021 18:35:38 GMT via mobile »
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Start getting your weekly shop delivered if you don't already please Tucker.

I recommend Ocado. You get a nice text with the driver's name and what van they will be driving. I know Karl is a fan too.

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