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My Mrs painted our living room. Tell yours to sort herself out and get up a ladder.


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« May 20, 2021 11:28:34 GMT »
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Do you not fancy doing it yourself, pal?

Even if the £700 includes the paint that is a little bit silly for probably two days work.


Considered it. Still might tbh. Watch this space. Maybe I'll start a thread about it.

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« May 20, 2021 11:28:51 GMT »
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If by prog rock for that last one you mean animal porn then I agree

The more I look at him the more seedy the vibe I get from him is.


The more I look at him the more I get "Austrian-German weirdo who locked his daughter up in the basement and abused her for 30+ years" vibes.

Yeah just replace prog-rock collection with daughter locked up in the cellar


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« May 20, 2021 11:29:45 GMT »
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He's playing hard ball here, Tux. Not just with the price but also your status on the new build estate. He's basically called you a cunt and he is going to let everyone know. You have to retaliate and low ball him. Offer him the gig for £250.

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« May 20, 2021 11:32:03 GMT via mobile »
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He's playing hard ball here, Tux. Not just with the price but also your status on the new build estate. He's basically called you a cunt and he is going to let everyone know. You have to retaliate and low ball him. Offer him the gig for £250.


Hahahaha proper laughed at this.

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« May 20, 2021 12:00:25 GMT via mobile »
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Do you not fancy doing it yourself, pal?

Even if the £700 includes the paint that is a little bit silly for probably two days work.
£700 was just labour, we have to supply the paint.


:D :D :D :D

Fuck me he is taking the piss right out of you with that.

Fake edit: seriously, tell him to GTF

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« May 20, 2021 13:46:52 GMT »
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NAME: N/A
WHY WAS HE AT MY DOOR: This cunt always delivers our Nespresso capsules. Suppose they must use a certain courier? But it's always this cunt. It was this cunt at our last address as well. Maybe he works for Nespresso?
OTHER COMMENTS: I actually feel like a cunt for talking about Nespresso capsules so let me clarify. It's not me whose the cunt, if anyone, it's my missus. She got the Nespresso machine for her birthday off her Mum last year. She then went onto buy herself this stupid fucking Nespresso milk frothing / warming machine so she could make lattes and cappuccinos. I do use the capsules, some of them make a decent cup of coffee but I prefer just buying some ground coffee and making it using a cafetiere. Anyway, the actual cunt at the door, what do we think? What vibes are we getting from him? I don't get much from him tbh. I suppose I wouldn't be surprised if he was Audi driver (I'll pay attention next time he shows up) and was (maybe even still is) really into Mumford & Sons.

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« May 20, 2021 14:11:13 GMT »
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He looks like a Roses/Smiths to me.

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« May 20, 2021 14:14:20 GMT via mobile » -
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I like him again. Looks cool, confident and like he could handle himself in a scrap.

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« May 20, 2021 14:41:49 GMT »
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His eyesight looks poor Tucks. You better count your boxes before he runs off.

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« May 20, 2021 14:51:07 GMT via mobile »
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Fucking hell, look at the attitude on his face, his eyeballs have even betrayed him

1. Nameless_Kebab_Man!
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Man_Cream
4. Not_So_Supersonick
5. No_Eye_Balls_No_Personality


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« May 20, 2021 16:21:34 GMT »
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I don't know, I wasn't happy with having 3 royal mail workers at once. Too much for me to consider. I'll have a long think about this.

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« May 20, 2021 16:28:07 GMT »
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01: MR Nespresso
02: Colin_Farells_Eye_Shadow
03. Nameless_Kebab_Man!
04. Shawn Michaels
05. Man_Cream
06: Generic_Butch_RM_Female
07. Not_So_Supersonick
08: Pink_Floyd_Nonce
09. No_Eye_Balls_No_Personality

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« May 20, 2021 18:10:43 GMT » -
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I think this might be my favourite too, which probably means he shouldn't be called a cunt. Can we save one cunt per month?

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« May 20, 2021 18:22:41 GMT via mobile »
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Good idea. End of each month, let's vote to "uncunt" someone whose been "cunted" that month.

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« May 20, 2021 18:27:27 GMT via mobile »
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Once a cunt forever a cunt

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« May 20, 2021 18:30:42 GMT via mobile »
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Once a cunt forever a cunt


I mean, they're only doing their jobs haha. For sure, loads of these are cunts. But maybe some aren't truly cunts. The Uncunting gives them a shot at redemption.

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« May 20, 2021 18:37:22 GMT »
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It would amazing to save Nespresso guy while leaving your father on the cunt list

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« May 20, 2021 19:09:24 GMT »
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I feel sorry for the nespresso guy imagine having to spend your whole day dealing with the sort of cunts who get coffee pods delivered and not just screaming GEORGE CLOONEY CUNT at one of them

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« May 20, 2021 19:10:49 GMT via mobile »
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Must be a real tough gig.

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