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« May 20, 2021 19:22:26 GMT via mobile »
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Just gone on Facebook and had an advert for a fucking Nespresso machine appear. FFS Tucker.

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« May 20, 2021 19:26:36 GMT via mobile »
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Oh dear.

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« May 20, 2021 19:34:42 GMT via mobile »
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« May 20, 2021 20:26:27 GMT via mobile »
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Oh dear.

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Hahahahaha

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« May 21, 2021 7:16:28 GMT via mobile »
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NAME: N/A
WHY WAS HE AT MY DOOR: This cunt always delivers our Nespresso capsules. Suppose they must use a certain courier? But it's always this cunt. It was this cunt at our last address as well. Maybe he works for Nespresso?
OTHER COMMENTS: I actually feel like a cunt for talking about Nespresso capsules so let me clarify. It's not me whose the cunt, if anyone, it's my missus. She got the Nespresso machine for her birthday off her Mum last year. She then went onto buy herself this stupid fucking Nespresso milk frothing / warming machine so she could make lattes and cappuccinos. I do use the capsules, some of them make a decent cup of coffee but I prefer just buying some ground coffee and making it using a cafetiere. Anyway, the actual cunt at the door, what do we think? What vibes are we getting from him? I don't get much from him tbh. I suppose I wouldn't be surprised if he was Audi driver (I'll pay attention next time he shows up) and was (maybe even still is) really into Mumford & Sons.


To think, Alan Pardew was being touted for the England job a few short years ago, now he’s been reduced to delivering coffee capsules around grim Northern hell holes.

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« May 21, 2021 13:01:24 GMT »
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Must be a real tough gig.


A real grind.

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« May 21, 2021 14:55:38 GMT »
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Oh dear.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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« May 21, 2021 15:50:23 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D gets better with age

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« May 24, 2021 9:25:52 GMT »
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NAME: I don't know but I guess she looks like she could be called Barbara.

WHY WAS SHE AT MY DOOR: She was delivering a basket thing for a fake banana leaf plant we've got in our hall to in. As an added bonus, here is a picture of the basket thing and the fake plant:


OTHER COMMENTS: There's something off about her for me. Her eyes suggest she could be absolutely mental. A real bunny boiler. She is the least favourite of the females that have been to my door and is the one I am most afraid of.

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« May 24, 2021 11:23:57 GMT via mobile »
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Yeah not keen on her tux. Make sure your Mrs does all the dealings with her. One look at you and she'll be round every other day offering you extras with your baskets. I'm sure you've done worse over the years but stay clear mate.

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« May 24, 2021 11:30:12 GMT via mobile »
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She looks like my retarded cousin. Not seen him since I was about 14 but he was an absolute mongo. I dunno if he's actually retarded but I wouldn't be surprised.

I used to have to stay at his house. I wanted to walk the streets, drink cheap cider and looks for slabs. He wanted to stay in and draw robots.

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« May 24, 2021 15:44:45 GMT »
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Ever seen Misery? Keep well away.

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« May 25, 2021 11:31:35 GMT »
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Yeah not keen on her tux. Make sure your Mrs does all the dealings with her. One look at you and she'll be round every other day offering you extras with your baskets. I'm sure you've done worse over the years but stay clear mate.


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« May 25, 2021 11:32:47 GMT »
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Yeah not keen on her tux. Make sure your Mrs does all the dealings with her. One look at you and she'll be round every other day offering you extras with your baskets. I'm sure you've done worse over the years but stay clear mate.
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« May 28, 2021 11:30:36 GMT »
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NAME: I don't know but I guess she looks like she could be called Barbara.

WHY WAS SHE AT MY DOOR: She was delivering a basket thing for a fake banana leaf plant we've got in our hall to in. As an added bonus, here is a picture of the basket thing and the fake plant:


OTHER COMMENTS: There's something off about her for me. Her eyes suggest she could be absolutely mental. A real bunny boiler. She is the least favourite of the females that have been to my door and is the one I am most afraid of.


Remember the dude who dated V, I believe she had a burgeoning porn career, that photo kind of looks like him.

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« Jun 1, 2021 8:25:21 GMT via mobile »
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Why do you have a fake plant as opposed to, like, a real one?

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« Jun 2, 2021 12:02:30 GMT »
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WE NEED UPDATES TUCKS.



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« Jun 2, 2021 12:30:05 GMT »
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did he died?

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Yeah, my repeated listens of Heathen Chemistry recently finally caught up with me and I fucking died.

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« Jun 3, 2021 14:59:53 GMT »
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i should do a thread called 'cunts not at my door'.

gardener turned up a week ago to cut the grass.

said he'd be back friday or saturday.

a week later & he's a no show.



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