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« Jun 3, 2021 15:13:39 GMT via mobile »
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Hahaha

Eddie you're unemployed. Why on earth do you have a gardener? Get your fucking Flymo out and get on with it.

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« Jun 3, 2021 15:16:36 GMT »
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i should do a thread called 'cunts not at my door'.

gardener turned up a week ago to cut the grass.

said he'd be back friday or saturday.

a week later & he's a no show.



A fucking gardener :D

No wonder you can't afford a new kettle ffs.

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« Jun 3, 2021 15:27:01 GMT »
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Why do you have a fake plant as opposed to, like, a real one?


Why fake? Why not.

We've also got one in the kitchen:



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« Jun 3, 2021 16:08:28 GMT »
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How much is the gardener charging Ed's? Me & Sam will come around weekend & do it for half the price.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:29:09 GMT via mobile »
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Tucker, if you’re looking for a gardner, I hear the going rate - based on your previous post about painters - to get grass cut in Hartlepool is £12,000 per hour.

But seeing as it’s you, I’ll offer to do it for just £500.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:31:25 GMT via mobile »
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Got artificial turf m8.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:33:09 GMT via mobile »
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Dig Out Your Soul
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Get Off Your High Horse Ivy

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« Jun 3, 2021 19:47:42 GMT via mobile »
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Got artificial turf m8.


Do you genuinely have Astro turf in your garden?

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« Jun 3, 2021 21:22:59 GMT »
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Nah, do we fuck. Have looked into it but it's way too expensive. And besides, I like mowing the grass every couple of weeks on a Sunday. Makes me feel like a proper blokey bloke.

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