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« Jun 3, 2021 15:13:39 GMT via mobile »
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Hahaha

Eddie you're unemployed. Why on earth do you have a gardener? Get your fucking Flymo out and get on with it.

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« Jun 3, 2021 15:16:36 GMT »
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i should do a thread called 'cunts not at my door'.

gardener turned up a week ago to cut the grass.

said he'd be back friday or saturday.

a week later & he's a no show.



A fucking gardener :D

No wonder you can't afford a new kettle ffs.

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« Jun 3, 2021 15:27:01 GMT »
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Why do you have a fake plant as opposed to, like, a real one?


Why fake? Why not.

We've also got one in the kitchen:



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« Jun 3, 2021 16:08:28 GMT »
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How much is the gardener charging Ed's? Me & Sam will come around weekend & do it for half the price.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:29:09 GMT via mobile »
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Tucker, if you’re looking for a gardner, I hear the going rate - based on your previous post about painters - to get grass cut in Hartlepool is £12,000 per hour.

But seeing as it’s you, I’ll offer to do it for just £500.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:31:25 GMT via mobile »
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Got artificial turf m8.

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« Jun 3, 2021 18:33:09 GMT via mobile »
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Dig Out Your Soul
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Get Off Your High Horse Ivy

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The nature of botany

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« Jun 3, 2021 19:47:42 GMT via mobile »
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Got artificial turf m8.


Do you genuinely have Astro turf in your garden?

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« Jun 3, 2021 21:22:59 GMT »
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Nah, do we fuck. Have looked into it but it's way too expensive. And besides, I like mowing the grass every couple of weeks on a Sunday. Makes me feel like a proper blokey bloke.

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« Jun 15, 2021 13:43:52 GMT »
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Any new entries Tucks? We need more cunts

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« Jun 15, 2021 17:29:34 GMT via mobile »
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Cunts oot

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« Jun 17, 2021 14:40:49 GMT »
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HELLO

WHERE ARE THE CUNTS

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« Jun 17, 2021 14:52:52 GMT »
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YOU'RE OUT OF PERSONAL DAYS TUCKER U SLAG, RAT OOT

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« Jun 17, 2021 15:56:48 GMT via mobile »
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Sorry patrons. I'll give you a new "cunt at my door" later on tonight once my own 2 cunts are asleep. I solo-parent on a Thursday cos it's when my missus does her one night in the office/goes and gets shagged silly by a plasterer and/or and RAC man.

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« Jun 17, 2021 16:26:48 GMT »
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Sorry patrons. I'll give you a new "cunt at my door" later on tonight once my own 2 cunts are asleep. I solo-parent on a Thursday cos it's when my missus does her one night in the office/goes and gets shagged silly by a plasterer and/or and RAC man.
:D :D 

Tell us how you really feel.

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« Jun 17, 2021 22:01:50 GMT »
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Sorry patrons. I'll give you a new "cunt at my door" later on tonight once my own 2 cunts are asleep. I solo-parent on a Thursday cos it's when my missus does her one night in the office/goes and gets shagged silly by a plasterer and/or and RAC man.


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« Jun 18, 2021 4:53:11 GMT via mobile »
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Once again the cunts didn't come. Tucker can't be trusted.

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« Jun 18, 2021 9:12:23 GMT »
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SORRY IT'S LATE, M8's! I fell asleep re-watching Series 1 of This Time.


NAME: Who knows? Certainly not me.
WHY IS HE AT MY DOOR: As usual, something was being delivered. I'm not sure what. My missus orders so much stuff and I generally don't know what it is until we get to opening it. Tbf, it is normally stuff to do the house up, or stuff for the kids. Still, it's fucking annoying. I think this guy might have been delivering a package from Screwfix (or he came to give my missus her screw fix, something I cannot help her with) which contains paint, paint rollers, dust sheets, etc, because we're going to have a good at painting stuff ourselves.
OTHER COMMENTS: Guy reminds me of an old football manager or something.  A touch of the Roy Hodgsons about him maybe? 

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« Jun 22, 2021 12:35:05 GMT »
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He looks a bit mental.

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