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« Jun 22, 2021 14:17:29 GMT »
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« Jun 22, 2021 16:07:54 GMT via mobile »
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« Jul 31, 2021 14:29:37 GMT »
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Can't quite remember why this cunt was at my door, but, I think he looks like a bit of a thug.  He's surely either a wannabe football hooligan or he's attempted to rob a Post Office before.  This picture would quite honestly not look out of place on Crimestoppers.

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« Jul 31, 2021 14:33:38 GMT »
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I think he's just misunderstood. Under that tough guy exterior there's a man that had dreams of being a painter, a poet, or bass player for Arctic Monkeys.

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I think he's just misunderstood. Under that tough guy exterior there's a man that had dreams of being a painter, a poet, or bass player for Arctic Monkeys.


First glance, I thought you'd written "I think he's just masturbated" :-X

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« Jul 31, 2021 14:48:21 GMT »
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His eyes look like he's even given up on that. I feel for the guy.

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« Jul 31, 2021 14:52:20 GMT via mobile »
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Yeah, I think he looks quite a gentle soul really despite having a bit of laddishness about him.

He loves Oasis but his favourite song is Let There Be Love.

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« Jul 31, 2021 14:55:34 GMT »
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He is above mushy sentiment. He has seen things that you & I can only imagine in our worst nightmares. His favourite Oasis song is Cast No Shadow, he relates to the lyrics so much that he'd get the lyrics inked onto his arm but he doesn't wish to make a spectacle of himself.

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He likes a pint or five down the boozer with the lads on a Friday night but he has a dash of lemonade in each one to take off the edge.

Was in the army cadets as a teenager but quit as it was all too much for him. Now a self employed delivery driver working 18 hours a day wondering what could have been.

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« Jul 31, 2021 15:18:07 GMT via mobile »
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Heart-warming stuff guys.

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Was in the army cadets as a teenager but quit as it was all too much for him. Now a self employed delivery driver working 18 hours a day wondering what could have been.

He was young and carefree, the army seemed like it would be an experience of a lifetime. He was wrong. Whilst not political with a capital P, he has started to become aware of the world around him & the injustices in life. He agreed with the policies that Corbyn presented, but listened to older family members that told him that Jeremy was unelectable so he decided to not vote that day, instead locking himself away in his bedroom listening a A Northern Soul on his knackered out headphones. 

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Not afraid to clump his missus but will apologise with flowers in the morning.

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« Aug 4, 2021 12:47:56 GMT »
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He likes a pint or five down the boozer with the lads on a Friday night but he has a dash of lemonade in each one to take off the edge.

Was in the army cadets as a teenager but quit as it was all too much for him. Now a self employed delivery driver working 18 hours a day wondering what could have been.
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« Aug 15, 2021 15:22:44 GMT »
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This thread is the fuel that keeps the Soapbox running. Tucker, throw us a cunt will you!

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« Aug 21, 2021 5:09:06 GMT »
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This thread is amazing :D

Reminds me of the golden soapbox days

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« Aug 21, 2021 8:46:06 GMT »
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Yeah moz, great work here

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« Aug 21, 2021 9:33:00 GMT via mobile »
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Happy to be of service.

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tUCKERMAN WHERE ARE THE CUNTS

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« Oct 8, 2021 17:52:36 GMT »
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gis a cunt

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« Oct 8, 2021 18:06:21 GMT »
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Show us your cunt Tucks.

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