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« Dec 14, 2021 19:45:38 GMT »
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Yeah, it's been a while so here's a cunt...



This cunt was going door-to-door trying to sell loft conversions. I think he looks smug and arrogant and he has an extremely punchable face. He's a cross between Antony Costa & Will Mellor.


Bit of an Eddie Hearn vibe about him I think. Strong contender for the BBC Cunt of the Year award.

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« Jan 21, 2022 19:10:04 GMT »
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Tucks,

Anything lately on the camera? Would love if you added to this thread.

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« Feb 10, 2022 14:21:30 GMT »
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Fuck you Tuckerman. Bet you feel like a big man, like you've got the power over us whilst we all beg for another cunt at your door.

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« Feb 26, 2022 18:53:54 GMT »
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I've only just seen this thread. Read it all. Great stuff.

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« Mar 26, 2022 14:26:30 GMT »
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Fucking hell Tucker. An ICON like Lively returns to the soapbox just to let YOU know what a wonderful job you've done with this HOF thread & in an entire MONTH you cannot be bothered to put new batteries in & give the 'box what they want!



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« Mar 28, 2022 13:14:03 GMT »
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The POWER of that post made me tell the missus to get the doorbell disconnected and get it on charge. It should be back up and running tomorrow.

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« Mar 28, 2022 13:19:11 GMT »
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Me & BigRed will believe it when we see it!

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« Mar 29, 2022 11:48:07 GMT »
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I am very skeptic of this.... but I will hold out hope Tucker will not do us dirty.

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« Apr 1, 2022 14:04:15 GMT via mobile »
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Guys, I think the doorbell might be dead. Battery has been charged but it won't turn on. I'm gonna have a fiddle about with it later.

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« Apr 1, 2022 14:56:34 GMT »
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I'm gonna have a fiddle about with it later.

HA HA HA

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« Apr 1, 2022 15:10:02 GMT »
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sort it lard arse.



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« Apr 4, 2022 18:24:44 GMT »
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I'm gonna have a fiddle about with it later.
HA HA HA
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Wonder if he takes doorbells up his arse like Eurobob takes Dildos. Those northern boys.

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« Apr 4, 2022 20:25:56 GMT »
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Wonder if he takes doorbells up his arse like Eurobob takes Dildos. Those northern boys.


DING DONG

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« Apr 4, 2022 20:26:53 GMT »
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Seriously though, it seems totally fucked. There's one or two other things I can try but looks like we might have to get a new one.

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« Apr 5, 2022 13:40:16 GMT »
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WELL GET A FUCKING NEW ONE YOU CUNT



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« Jun 14, 2022 15:58:49 GMT »
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I recently put a Ring doorbell up and decided that for the rest of the year, I'm going to take screenshots of every person that comes to my door. Not only that, but I'm going to share them with ALL OF YOU along with some small analysis on things like why they were at my door, what their name was, if they were friendly or not, etc.

Here we go...



NAME:
He was a takeaway driver so didn't catch his name.  Maybe I'll start asking for names.

WHAT WAS BEING DELIVERED: Chicken kebabs that turned out to be not so great.  Lot's of chicken but it was dry and poorly seasoned.  And the salad was pathetic.  Lettuce, cucumber, tomato.  No shredded cabbage and no onion.

WAS HE FRIENDLY: No, he said not a single word.  Not a smile or a nod or anything.  His expression did not change from the one you see here in this picture,

OTHER COMMENTS: His hat looked like it could have fell off at any moment, with only the slightest movement or smallest breeze.  Perhaps he knew this and that is why he didn't talk or move his face, in fear that his hat would fall off.

Hope you've enjoyed this post, and I hope you enjoy the ones that will follow.
:-X chicken kebab salesman




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« Oct 3, 2022 14:17:17 GMT via mobile »
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Finally ordered a new battery for the doorbell.

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« Oct 4, 2022 15:18:41 GMT »
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yes!



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« Oct 4, 2022 15:27:57 GMT via mobile »
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Should be here by 6pm. Doubt I'll get it up tonight but it certainly won't be long before the resurrection of this thread.

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« Oct 5, 2022 10:16:44 GMT via mobile »
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IT'S UP! You might get a cunt by the end of the day.

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