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« May 11, 2021 19:48:25 GMT »
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Ever considered a paperboy, Tux?

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« May 11, 2021 20:00:45 GMT »
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"cunts at my door", the new hit record on Bat Chain Records by the prolific Tuckerman!

Could make for some concept album. Who are these strange door knockers?

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« May 11, 2021 20:11:55 GMT »
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Eddie Murphy, what do you make of this whole situation? It's not a thread until it has been murphed.

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« May 11, 2021 20:17:18 GMT » -
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Yeah the record would start like Pink Floyd with "Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?) Is there anybody in there?"
And for the last song, after years of screenshots a delivery guy holds a mirror to the doorbell and Tux looks at his reflection and wonders who the real cunt is

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« May 11, 2021 20:21:21 GMT »
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Hello, it's shredded cabbage that I'm looking for

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« May 11, 2021 20:21:30 GMT »
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« May 11, 2021 21:24:28 GMT »
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look at how thriving this place has been today tux. the music section has had more posts today than in the last month. it is all down to this doorbell thread. superb leadership

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« May 11, 2021 21:41:50 GMT »
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Eddie Murphy would be playing Rockwell

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« May 12, 2021 6:17:44 GMT »
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Anyone else been yet?


I've actually got a bunch of cunts screenshotted already from the last 10 days or so. I will drip feed them over the next couple of days.

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« May 12, 2021 6:21:09 GMT »
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Start getting your weekly shop delivered if you don't already please Tucker.

I recommend Ocado. You get a nice text with the driver's name and what van they will be driving. I know Karl is a fan too.


Funny you should mention getting groceries delivered AND Ocado because 1) the next post will be related to my most recent delivery of groceries. Don't always get the shopping delivered because sometimes I do like a wander around the supermarkets. And 2) we have been considering giving Ocado a try. I always though it was for toffs and poshos but if we have forum heroes such as Karl & JP using it then it must be good.

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« May 12, 2021 6:23:30 GMT »
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Ever considered a paperboy, Tux?


Nah, haven't read a newspaper for years. Though I might start getting one delivered on a Sunday. Like the idea of sitting at the kitchen table with a pot of freshly brewed coffee and a paper.

Watch this space.

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« May 12, 2021 6:26:36 GMT »
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This thread has been a resounding success which has taken me by surprise. Who'd have thought pictures of cunts stood at my door would be so appealing? I certainly didn't. The last time this place was so alive was probably in my initial days of leadership when things were a little chaotic (intentionally, of course)

Gone are the days where we need a new Oasis album dropping to get the place buzzing. I am Tuckerman and I am bigger (quite literally) than Jesus.

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« May 12, 2021 6:51:24 GMT »
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NAME: Barry. Yes, the first entry of the series where we have a name. So I suppose that makes Barry kind of famous. Also, there aren't many people around called Barry anymore, at least that I know of. Makes him sort of rare, like a Man Utd shiny back from when I used to do the Panini footy sticker books. I think he looks a bit like WWE (or WWF if you've not watched wrestling for decades) wrestler Shawn Michaels. I do say a bit like him. He's not a dead ringer/ Sort of like what you'd expect if you ordered Shawn Michael from wish.com, or if Shawn Michaels moved to the UK and became a glue-sniffing homeless person.

WHAT WAS HE DELIVERING: Groceries, from Asda. Don't normally get shopping from Asda but nobody else had a decent delivery slot left. And honestly, it was a pretty successful venture. Only 1 substitution, which was a 4 pack of baking potatoes. I ordered the cheapest ones and ended up getting the Asda Extra Special ones at no extra cost. Barry was very efficient getting my shopping of the van and to my doorstep, no messing about.

OTHER COMMENTS: He waved at my son who was stood in the hall behind me waiting to see what he could get his grubby little hands on. It was not well-received, and my son ran away into the front room. I was actually quite grateful for this because trying to get the shopping from the hall and into the kitchen while my son is trying to steal Jaffa Cakes or an 8 pack of Pepsi Max Cherry can be challenging. Maybe one day I'll get the chance to thank him.

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« May 12, 2021 8:20:17 GMT »
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« May 12, 2021 11:32:20 GMT » -
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Also, there aren't many people around called Barry anymore, at least that I know of.


Most go by "Fin" nowadays - both short for Finbar.

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Mega thread this is, please keep it going, keep ordering stuff, we need more cunts at your door like this pillock in the picture!!


Literally LOLed at this, my first laugh in many days. Thanks.

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« May 12, 2021 11:34:57 GMT via mobile »
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I like Barry.

Hope he did some DX crotch chops when your kid ignored his wave.

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« May 12, 2021 11:54:09 GMT »
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WHAT WAS HE DELIVERING: Groceries, from Asda. Don't normally get shopping from Asda but nobody else had a decent delivery slot left. And honestly, it was a pretty successful venture. Only 1 substitution, which was a 4 pack of baking potatoes. I ordered the cheapest ones and ended up getting the Asda Extra Special ones at no extra cost. Barry was very efficient getting my shopping of the van and to my doorstep, no messing about.


That is what I live for in bold Tucks. Nothing better than ordering the cheapest shit at the market and only for them to be out of stock and having to deliver you the more expensive product. 




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« May 12, 2021 11:55:33 GMT »
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Speaking about cunts at at door, Tux you might want to consider lowering your doorbell camera a couple of feet in case Abs comes ringing at your door.

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« May 12, 2021 11:56:12 GMT »
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Speaking about cunts at at door, Tux you might want to consider lowering your doorbell camera a couple of feet in case Abs comes ringing at your door.
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« May 12, 2021 12:34:35 GMT »
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I'd just like to point out that I am an OCADO REVIEWER & I get tons of shit for free which I always give 4 or 5 star so they continue to send me free shit!

Big boy Barry is a great addition to this thread. Can't wait until we get a return visitor to the door, hoping Barry makes it in this thread again one day.

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