Is tipping your grocery deliverer an actual thing? Guess I'm a scummy cunt because I never have. Same with Just Eat. Is it not awkward? Tipping when your paying with cash at the door is natural cos you just round it up a bit. Like, if my takeaway is costing £16, I'll handover a £20 and don't need change. But for the likes of Just Eat or grocery deliverie, I dunno, handing a fiver over just seems...weird.
So yeah, maybe I'll have to change my ways. Maybe I have been a bit of a cunt for all these years. I repent. I'm sorry, Barry.
Barry didn't give two flying fucks if tipping when you're not paying with cash feels "awkward" to you Tucker All we know is that Barry didn't get a tip and the next guy might get a good one just because Lord Fauntleroy is awkward handling cash if no transaction is involved And trust me, Barry needed that tip He probably hasn't eaten in a couple of days He looks like shit
Barry didn't give two flying fucks if tipping when you're not paying with cash feels "awkward" to you Tucker All we know is that Barry didn't get a tip and the next guy might get a good one just because Lord Fauntleroy is awkward handling cash if no transaction is involved And trust me, Barry needed that tip He probably hasn't eaten in a couple of days He looks like shit
So its a normal thing people do? I asked a mate on WhatsApp and he also said he's never tipped a grocery bringer. Maybe its just in Hartlepool that we're cunts.
Hi Tucker. I have never tipped my grocery delivery driver. I also didn't tip my postman at Christmas even though he delivered me about 200 records last year.
I always leave a tip, even if it's just a some loose coins. I worked as a delivery guy many years ago, before smartphones and orders through apps, and I had to rely on tips big time to pay gas etc. Employers too "assume" delivery guys get tips, so they tend to pay very little for a job that a lot of people do with their own vehicle, at their own expenses. Thing is, now that paying through apps is the norm, I imagine almost nobody's tipping anymore, but let's not get into a Reservoir Dogs discussion. I suggest leaving a tip if the delivery guy belongs to those services where they earn by the delivery and use their own vehicle. Groceries might not fall in this category but Just Eat does!
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£2 seems a fair tip for someone delivering takeaway, I'm not bourgoise enough to ever had groceries delivered, the last tip I gave the postman was 'stay away' when I had covid last year
not gonna lie. i've spent all of today refreshing this page in anticipation for more cunts at the door. i've even ignored my friends on whatsapp.
i'm hoping this thread gets real juicy. a mystery man captured on the doorbell regularly when tucker is at work revealing his wifes affair, the AA man who left tuckers wife and kid stranded for 5 hours coming to beg for forgiveness or most tragically of all, the repo men when tucker's 5 bed house is taken away after he loses his plush job when they realise they have been funding expensive trips to montreal for him to just sit in his hotel room drinking himself into oblivion.
Hi Tucker. I have never tipped my grocery delivery driver. I also didn't tip my postman at Christmas even though he delivered me about 200 records last year.
not gonna lie. i've spent all of today refreshing this page in anticipation for more cunts at the door. i've even ignored my friends on whatsapp.
i'm hoping this thread gets real juicy. a mystery man captured on the doorbell regularly when tucker is at work revealing his wifes affair, the AA man who left tuckers wife and kid stranded for 5 hours coming to beg for forgiveness or most tragically of all, the repo men when tucker's 5 bed house is taken away after he loses his plush job when they realise they have been funding expensive trips to montreal for him to just sit in his hotel room drinking himself into oblivion.
Fucking hell, don't say that
Speaking candidly here but I feel a fucking IMMENSE amount of pressure with my job. Not because it's overly stressful or demanding (although it can be at times but it's pretty much the only reason I can give my family the kind of live they have right now. I absolutely, 100%, have faith in myself, and know that I'm doing well at work. But still, there's like this heaviness (not my tits or my gut) that I feel. Like all of this is completely on me. It's on me entirely to make sure we can keep living this life. I'm sure it's quite a normal feeling to have but yeah, it's just really mad.
And honestly, even though I think it's just banter, or craic, or whatever we are calling it these days, but I don't drink that much in me room, on my own, on those work trips. A few beers or a bourbon, sure, but never really getting sozzled on my own. There have been times when I've been completely shitfaced but that's usually when I'm being more social.
As for your other scenarios, I'd like to think my missus is not stupid enough to know she'd get caught now we have the doorbell up. But you can guarantee that if I do find out she's having a sordid affair, I'll be on here spilling the beans like it's 2006 and Andy (From The Pub) is running wild. The AA man, well, I'd forgive him. I'm sure he'd had a very busy day/evening. I don't expect he left them sitting there intentionally. And besides, I got to chill with the boy for an extended period, which is always nice.
Anyway, this thread is going great, isn't it? A little over a day old and already we're at 3 pages with yesterday being the busiest day on the forum in months. Long may it continue.
Hi Tucker. I have never tipped my grocery delivery driver. I also didn't tip my postman at Christmas even though he delivered me about 200 records last year.
Tux, sounds like you need to order more than two takeaways a month. You work hard, relax! let Barry take the weight off your feet. Slip him a cheeky £2 coin & realise that you stuck the Rock on your latest album cover for a reason, for you are the unbreakable & unshakeable rock that is worthy of a posh doorbell.
Tux, sounds like you need to order more than two takeaways a month. You work hard, relax! let Barry take the weight off your feet. Slip him a cheeky £2 coin & realise that you stuck the Rock on your latest album cover for a reason, for you are the unbreakable & unshakeable rock that is worthy of a posh doorbell.
I was against the doorbell tbh. If I'd gotten my way we'd have gotten something much cheaper and far more basic. But because of this thread alone which appears to be spreading joy, I'm glad my missus ignored me and got one anyway.
It's pretty obvious we expect....we DEMAND one cunt a day...minimum This thread is going to cost you a pretty penny Tucker! But it's worth it, these cunts have revitalised the forum, god bless them
Thought I'd get away with it, thread is too popular though.
