NAME: Constantin. He works for Uber Eats. Is Constantin a Greek name? Can someone ask Themis?
WHAT WAS BEING DELIVERED: My missus had been going on about the iced green tea you can get from Starbucks. Didn't think they'd be upto much but she brought one in for me one day last week and it was real good. I really, really wanted one the other day but she refused to drive out to pick one up. I told her I'd just order off Uber Eats then seeing as I am pathetic and have to rely on a woman to drive me places because I cannot drive. She didn't think I would but boy did I show her. 20 minutes pass after I tell her I'll Uber Eats one the DING DONG. She cannot believe it, she's gobsmacked.
"You haven't have you? Surely not?" "I BLOODY WELL HAVE. I WILL GET MY ICED GREEN TEA ONE WAY OR ANOTHER"
As I'm not a total monster, I got her one as well. I'm at peace with what I've become - a cunt who gets iced green tea delivered to his door - and this will not be the last iced green tea I get delivered, I'm sure.
OTHER COMMENTS: Really, this is the blandest cunt so far. He left the drinks on my step and was already back in his car before I opened the door. No pleasantries exchanged, nothing. Looking at the picture, he reminded me a bit of some cunt who used to be in Eastenders years ago. But then I looked him up and they actually look nothing alike at all.
i'm looking forward to the spin off thread "whore at my door" where tucker orders himself a different hooker each week once his mrs leaves him for barry from asda.
i'm looking forward to the spin off thread "whore at my door" where tucker orders himself a different hooker each week once his mrs leaves him for barry from asda.
She'd probably take the doorbell with her the cunt. I'd have to get a GoFundMe going to get a new one.
Yes, just 2 iced teas, nothing else. The cunt works for Uber Eats. He didn't make the teas and I'm pretty sure he doesn't care what he's delivering. If he (or someone else_ did spunk in them or dip his balls in them, well, the drinks we're delicious and refreshing so I wouldn't care that much.
couldnt help but notice proboards was down a few minutes ago. im hearing rumours it was due to this thread causing unprecedented traffic to their servers.
That's why he disappeared before Tux could even open his door He dipped his balls in Tux's tea and then ran off to the car to shave them quick, quick before they get dry
So far I have liked the drivers in the order they was presented. Give nameless Chicken Kebab man a break. Probably not earning much, received no tip, looked like it was going to piss down at any second.
Yes, just 2 iced teas, nothing else. The cunt works for Uber Eats. He didn't make the teas and I'm pretty sure he doesn't care what he's delivering. If he (or someone else_ did spunk in them or dip his balls in them, well, the drinks we're delicious and refreshing so I wouldn't care that much.
Wait. So a few posts ago you claimed you only get “two takeaways a month”. Now you reveal you will literally get two iced motherfucking teas delivered to your house? Pull the other one m8
Yes, just 2 iced teas, nothing else. The cunt works for Uber Eats. He didn't make the teas and I'm pretty sure he doesn't care what he's delivering. If he (or someone else_ did spunk in them or dip his balls in them, well, the drinks we're delicious and refreshing so I wouldn't care that much.
