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« May 13, 2021 17:55:06 GMT »

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My brother too said he'd use the delivery apps only twice a month
It only took him a few days to start using it daily
Nowadays, he gets delivery guys coming just to scratch his balls
He uses Uber Scrotum

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« May 13, 2021 18:07:00 GMT via mobile »

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May 13, 2021 17:39:53 GMT Columbia_rocks_man said:

May 12, 2021 21:32:29 GMT tucker said:

Yes, just 2 iced teas, nothing else. The cunt works for Uber Eats. He didn't make the teas and I'm pretty sure he doesn't care what he's delivering. If he (or someone else_ did spunk in them or dip his balls in them, well, the drinks we're delicious and refreshing so I wouldn't care that much.

Wait. So a few posts ago you claimed you only get “two takeaways a month”. Now you reveal you will literally get two iced motherfucking teas delivered to your house? Pull the other one m8

Clearly I meant food.

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« May 13, 2021 19:28:53 GMT »

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Please do not discourage Tux from having anything delivered to his door, unless it'll fit through the letter box as then we don't care!

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« May 13, 2021 19:32:53 GMT via mobile »

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Tucker are you going to branch out and get non-food deliveries? Yes I mean drugs

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« May 13, 2021 19:38:10 GMT »

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Any local kids hang about? Maybe send them to get you some tinnies and let them keep the change.

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« May 13, 2021 19:47:59 GMT via mobile »

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May 13, 2021 19:32:53 GMT Columbia_rocks_man said:

Tucker are you going to branch out and get non-food deliveries? Yes I mean drugs

Doubtful but if the doorbell exposes my missus as a cheating whore then who knows what I'll end up doing to dull the pain.

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« May 13, 2021 19:49:06 GMT via mobile »

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May 13, 2021 19:38:10 GMT mahoney said:

Any local kids hang about? Maybe send them to get you some tinnies and let them keep the change.

Any beers will come with my grocery delivery. I've not drank for 3 weeks so might get some Brewdogs in this week.

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« May 13, 2021 19:49:51 GMT via mobile »

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Next cunt will be up by 10pm btw.

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« May 13, 2021 19:50:26 GMT »

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I just wanted fool you into photos of children so I could post lots of smileys and call you a big nonce.

Think I care about your god damn brewdogs?

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« May 13, 2021 19:51:08 GMT »

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Tucker, it's getting dark. How about another door knocker before bed?

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« May 13, 2021 19:52:18 GMT »

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Also, I do really fucking love the title "Cunts at my door", though what could have been equally as fantastic would have been "Tuckerman's Knockers"

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« May 13, 2021 19:52:41 GMT via mobile »

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May 13, 2021 19:50:26 GMT mahoney said:

I just wanted fool you into photos of children so I could post lots of smileys and call you a big nonce.

Think I care about your god damn brewdogs?

Made me think of Peep Show and Mark getting called a nonce off those kids who call him clean shirt.

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« May 13, 2021 20:03:53 GMT via mobile »

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May 13, 2021 19:47:59 GMT tucker said:

May 13, 2021 19:32:53 GMT Columbia_rocks_man said:

Tucker are you going to branch out and get non-food deliveries? Yes I mean drugs

Doubtful but if the doorbell exposes my missus as a cheating whore then who knows what I'll end up doing to dull the pain.

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« May 13, 2021 20:10:40 GMT »

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May 13, 2021 19:49:51 GMT tucker said:

Next cunt will be up by 10pm btw.

missed this. Was going to go to bed but now I'm staying up!

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« May 13, 2021 20:20:58 GMT »

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I hope the next cunt is better than Crustantin but not as good as kebab cunt, for whom I'm slowly developing a soft spot

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« May 13, 2021 20:24:22 GMT »

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May 13, 2021 19:52:18 GMT mahoney said:

Also, I do really fucking love the title "Cunts at my door", though what could have been equally as fantastic would have been "Tuckerman's Knockers"

also CUNTS AT TEN isn't half bad

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« May 13, 2021 20:26:44 GMT »

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Good evening ladies & gentleman, this is the cunts at ten.

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« May 13, 2021 20:27:09 GMT »

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May 13, 2021 19:52:18 GMT mahoney said:

Also, I do really fucking love the title "Cunts at my door", though what could have been equally as fantastic would have been "Tuckerman's Knockers"

the doorbellends

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« May 13, 2021 20:29:30 GMT »

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A Bell Will Ring

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