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« May 17, 2021 11:12:15 GMT via mobile »
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I like the first postie geezer. Was about to slag off the miserable looking woman until I read the post about her incredible service. I'm sure Karl can only dream of such things. Last guy looks proper creepy. Definitely has some dodgy stuff on his hard drive.

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« May 17, 2021 11:18:04 GMT »
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Middle postie woman looks like the sort of rotter I would assume Tucker would have met in a local boozer in his younger days who he would get the occasional hand job from.

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« May 17, 2021 11:29:50 GMT »
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I don't know why these pictures have a fisheye effect all of a sudden
But if you arrange these three pictures one next to the other, they look like they came from a CD booklet of a shitty hiphop band from the 90s
And now that they're in their 50s, they have just reunited to release a terrible comedy single for charity
A TRIBE CALLED CUNTS

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« May 17, 2021 11:33:24 GMT »
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WHY WERE THEY AT MY DOOR: becoming erect


oh my this guy is aroused

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« May 17, 2021 12:03:06 GMT »
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Colin Farrell


all post women look like this


has a terrific prog-rock collection.

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« May 17, 2021 12:06:25 GMT »
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P.S you should have to pay for that redirection service, she is costing the company money. I shall have her removed.

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« May 17, 2021 12:07:09 GMT »
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I'm always weary of posties that continue to wear the blue shirts when red polo shirt is available.

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« May 17, 2021 12:16:49 GMT via mobile »
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If by prog rock for that last one you mean animal porn then I agree

The more I look at him the more seedy the vibe I get from him is.

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« May 17, 2021 12:20:39 GMT »
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The blue shirt does raise some big genuine questions. Hey, many Pink Floyd fans are nonces, just look at AXL! ha ha ha!

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« May 17, 2021 14:06:49 GMT via mobile »
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If by prog rock for that last one you mean animal porn then I agree

The more I look at him the more seedy the vibe I get from him is.


I'm with you there JB. He has a cellar that you wouldn't want to explore.


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« May 18, 2021 14:30:04 GMT »
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This cunt has just been back with the afternoon post and he was very friendly and chipper. I feel a bit bad about my initial scathing comments but it just goes to show, you can't judge a cunt by their picture.

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« May 18, 2021 14:47:20 GMT »
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He looks alright to me minus the eye makeup.

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« May 18, 2021 15:53:18 GMT via mobile »
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Vaccines lad in 15 years. The band not the cure. The word not the band

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« May 18, 2021 16:04:02 GMT »
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« May 20, 2021 10:37:22 GMT »
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WHY IS HE AT MY DOOR: He's a painter and decorator and he was round to give us a quote to get some work done. This was Sunday just gone. It's now Friday and still no fucking quote. Truly a cunt. Or maybe he's just a bit busy.  More likely he's just a cunt.

OTHER COMMENTS: So yeah, he's considered a cunt because he still hasn't gave me a quote. It's not like we want the full house doing. We're talking front room, hall and landing. Before I knew he was a cunt for taking so long, he actually came across as quite timid and polite. Didn't speak much to me but as soon as my missus started talking to him it was like he'd just sniffed a bag of coke in one, couldn't shut him up. Maybe this is the man who my missus will have an affair with. Maybe it won't just be my house he plasters, maybe he'll plaster my missus's tits as well. He's also an odd looking guy. The picture doesn't do it justice but he looks a bit like he was attacked in the face by a violent animal and he's had to have a new face stitched on.

Next in the series is another courier, and boy does he look like the biggest cunt ever.


This cunt only just got back to me with his quote, after I messaged him 3 times. Not only was he slow but his quote was way more than I expected. He wants £700 to paint my living room and ceiling, my hall and my landing. I know people who have had more than that done for SIGNIFICANTLY less. I went to this guy initially because he lives on the estate, just round the corner actually (he's definitely gonna plough my missus one day) so I thought it might be good to give my business to a neighbour. But no, he can fuck RIGHT OFF.

Another cunt coming in the next hour or so.

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« May 20, 2021 11:07:51 GMT »
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Do you not fancy doing it yourself, pal?

Even if the £700 includes the paint that is a little bit silly for probably two days work.

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« May 20, 2021 11:19:57 GMT via mobile »
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If u lived local me and Sam would have done it for £400 notes plus paint fee

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« May 20, 2021 11:21:02 GMT via mobile »
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Chuck in a case of red stripe too

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« May 20, 2021 11:24:24 GMT via mobile »
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My Mrs painted our living room. Tell yours to sort herself out and get up a ladder.

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« May 20, 2021 11:26:38 GMT »
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Do you not fancy doing it yourself, pal?

Even if the £700 includes the paint that is a little bit silly for probably two days work.


£700 was just labour, we have to supply the paint.

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