Mark Selby (1) v Jamie Jones Yan Bingtao (16) v Chris Wakelin Barry Hawkins (9) v Jackson Page Mark Williams (8) v Michael White Kyren Wilson (5) v Ding Junhui Stuart Bingham (12) v Lyu Haotian Anthony McGill (13) v Liam Highfield Judd Trump (4) v Hossein Vafaei Neil Robertson (3) v Ashley Hugill Jack Lisowski (14) v Matthew Stevens Luca Brecel (11) v Noppon Saengkham John Higgins (6) v Thepchaiya Un-Nooh Zhao Xintong (7) v Jamie Clarke Shaun Murphy (10) v Stephen Maguire Mark Allen (15) v Scott Donaldson Ronnie O’Sullivan (2) v David Gilbert
She's a fucking div, if she thinks she can just walk in with her big hairdo & try to replace our Hazel she's got another thing coming. She can't compete with Seema either, nobody can pretend to be interested in what Steve Davis has as well as she does. Back of the queue big hairdo woman!
I watched a bit of this over the weekend and it was a huge relief to see they have finally made it feel a bit more modern and fresh. I was fucking horrified though to see Hazel Irvine was still involved and trying to keep up in some jazzy jacket. Just fuck off and die, Hazel. There are genuine dolly birds involved now.
Of course though, she still looked better than some of the players past and present. Jeez louise! Shout outs to John Parrott and Mark Selby who looked great. Selby's sliver mane is a thing of pure beauty. The majority involved though still look like death. Lisowski looks like a barmen who has spent the last 5 years promising he had another better job lined up that never materialised. Do they call him The Big Lisowski? They should. If not then boot him out of the sport along with Maguire, McGill and all the other freaks.