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« Apr 3, 2022 22:20:08 GMT »
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oh john.

horrible miss.

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« Apr 3, 2022 22:48:39 GMT »
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robbo takes it.

itv ending with the who. 8-)



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« Apr 4, 2022 15:58:51 GMT »
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liang wenbo in a spot of bother.

fined and given a 12 month community order for assault on a woman.

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-60958002

Wenbo, 35, was seen on CCTV hitting and kicking a woman during an argument in the early hours of 20 July, the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said.

He was also seen to drag her to the floor and push her up against a wall. :|

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« Apr 6, 2022 23:08:04 GMT »
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jimmy white out in the 1st rd of world champs qualifying.

www.eurosport.com/snooker/world-championship/2021-2022/world-championship-snooker-jimmy-white-hopes-ended-by-andrew-pagett-in-opening-qualifier-liam-davies_sto8872757/story.shtml

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« Apr 12, 2022 20:02:21 GMT »
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ding qualifies for world champs.

was 7-4 down to david lilley.

goes thru 10-7. 8-)

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« Apr 12, 2022 20:03:22 GMT »
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Go Ding! THIS IS THE YEAR!

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« Apr 16, 2022 12:01:31 GMT »
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Mark Selby (1) v Jamie Jones
Yan Bingtao (16) v Chris Wakelin
Barry Hawkins (9) v Jackson Page
Mark Williams (8) v Michael White
Kyren Wilson (5) v Ding Junhui
Stuart Bingham (12) v Lyu Haotian
Anthony McGill (13) v Liam Highfield
Judd Trump (4) v Hossein Vafaei
Neil Robertson (3) v Ashley Hugill
Jack Lisowski (14) v Matthew Stevens
Luca Brecel (11) v Noppon Saengkham
John Higgins (6) v Thepchaiya Un-Nooh
Zhao Xintong (7) v Jamie Clarke
Shaun Murphy (10) v Stephen Maguire
Mark Allen (15) v Scott Donaldson
Ronnie O’Sullivan (2) v David Gilbert




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« Apr 16, 2022 12:46:30 GMT »
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all keyed up for the coverage to start.

fucking mark selbore on first. (zzz)

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« Apr 16, 2022 13:40:55 GMT »
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that bbc reporter has got an eye catching hairdo.



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« Apr 22, 2022 19:34:03 GMT »
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« Apr 23, 2022 12:42:03 GMT »
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that bbc reporter has got an eye catching hairdo.


She's a fucking div, if she thinks she can just walk in with her big hairdo & try to replace our Hazel she's got another thing coming. She can't compete with Seema either, nobody can pretend to be interested in what Steve Davis has as well as she does. Back of the queue big hairdo woman!

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« Apr 23, 2022 23:10:59 GMT »
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trust selbore to be setting crucible records like these.

An epic slugfest ensued in the 22nd frame, lasting 85 minutes and 22 seconds. (zzz)

thank god he's out. :-X

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« Apr 24, 2022 14:43:20 GMT via mobile »
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Is that a half eaten Bourbon biscuit in her hand?

God, I hate her.

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« Apr 25, 2022 14:37:06 GMT » -
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Kyren Wilson, Selby & Godsquad all out, what a beautiful tournament this is already!

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« Apr 25, 2022 17:12:46 GMT via mobile »
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Kyren Wilson, Selby & Godsquad all out, what a beautiful tournament this is already!


Was thinking this earlier. Wilson was really winding me up last night. Was praying he didn't get that 147. Its going to be the finest quarter finals in crucible history.

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« Apr 26, 2022 9:20:06 GMT »
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I watched a bit of this over the weekend and it was a huge relief to see they have finally made it feel a bit more modern and fresh. I was fucking horrified though to see Hazel Irvine was still involved and trying to keep up in some jazzy jacket. Just fuck off and die, Hazel. There are genuine dolly birds involved now.

Of course though, she still looked better than some of the players past and present. Jeez louise! Shout outs to John Parrott and Mark Selby who looked great. Selby's sliver mane is a thing of pure beauty. The majority involved though still look like death. Lisowski looks like a barmen who has spent the last 5 years promising he had another better job lined up that never materialised. Do they call him The Big Lisowski? They should. If not then boot him out of the sport along with Maguire, McGill and all the other freaks.

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« Apr 26, 2022 12:35:12 GMT »
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Mate, you take back what you said about Hazel, THIS INSTANT (cheers SRK).

Just remember mate, in 5 minutes I can be at your door bruv, take it back.

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« Apr 26, 2022 17:13:40 GMT »
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nice 147 from robbo.

he just forgot to win the match.

could be a higgins-williams final.

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« Apr 27, 2022 21:44:24 GMT »
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who will ronnie play in the semi's?

higgins-lisowski down to a decider. :-/

ronnie with a toughy against higgins. :|

he's struggled against john in recent times.

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« Apr 27, 2022 22:11:02 GMT »
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judd getting a sense of humour.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/61241722

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