The Rifles @ The Coronet

Slipper told me that the new bass player is called 'Johnboy'

He's going to be at his worst on Friday, isn't he?

I have work the next day so will up for a quiet one

This does not make me a bad man ;D

I've got work Saturday as well. Slips got it off

I was supposed to be just sitting in a room with some Russian students purely for insurance purposes.

Now I'm a promoted bigwig I'm running 2 other fucking meetings

Probs still get bolloxed tbh.

BUMP FOR TOM AND WILL.

This gig was the tits. Nice meeting up with you both again. Slipper was a top bloke, your lady friend was lovely too.

I got a stitch () due to the energetic nature of the gig and hadn't had a pint since we left the Princess so headed back for a couple of pints and some rest and watched the encore from the back. Missed you both leaving but found Josh and went and ahad a pint with him afterwards. Left with my fone too, result.

9/10

All on their facebook people are saying 'top night but I lost my phone'

You can't trust west ham fans.

Just saw that.

Slipper couldn't stress enough how serious a problem was, thought you lot were joking at first

Yeah he hasn't been the same since he had his phone swiped a few years back the poor man.

Slippers fucking mental, isn't he?

The way he was talking after the gig and on Facebook it was like he had competed in the Olympics. It was like a big event he had performed well at.

Bizarre.

Did you see him drop that bird? He picked some random bird he decided to touch up, stuck her on his shoulders then dropped her on her head She got up and was saying to me 'you don't like me do you' then stuck her fingers in my mouth

I remember you and him both being dropped on your heads

I landed on my feet. I told the cunt not to pick me up as well.

Glasto could be hard work.

I don't remember seeing you much Sam? Slipper dropping that bird was classic. Held my breath but 'she came up smiling' if you will so a quick sigh of relief was breathed then carnage continued

sounds like she was trying to give you the mandible claw

I wouldn't mind but he does this at pretty much every gig he goes to

I was standing on the edge of the pit trying not to get involved. I wasn't pissed enough and couldn't really be arsed. Still plenty of grief there so I might as well have dived in.

Cry Baby is available to listen to on www.therifles.com/

It may have been there ages but just visited the site for the first time and seen it