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« Jan 19, 2012 16:12:37 GMT »
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"one add one is, oh, forget it, I'll stick to crime...'

Regarded by many observers as the most naturally gifted player to come through Manchester United’s youth ranks since a certain floppy haired Ulsterman half a century ago, Ravel Morrison’s career is in danger of stalling before its even started. A lightening quick winger/ playmaker with a stunning left foot (sound familiar?), Morrison has drawn comparisons from drooling football writers with not only George Best and Ryan Giggs but also, rather fancifully, Lionel Messi.

Alas, all this lavish praise seems to have gone to the lad’s head before he’s even had the chance to spit at a linesman. Off-field antics in the last year include several court appearances for assault and intimidating the victim of a knifepoint mugging in addition to a number of arrests for beating up his girlfriend. Young master Morrison (18) has certainly been keeping his club’s lawyers busy although I doubt he is on the Christmas card list of many inside Old Trafford.

Morrison’s regular contributions to Twitter display an uncanny ability to put his foot in it- almost as if he doesn’t realise what he writes (in barely literate ’street speak’) is immediately broadcast all over the public domain. Take your pick from referring to United’s end of season awards party as “a total joke” and “a crap night”; making inappropriate comments about the Manchester riots and Ryan Gigg’s love life to referring to his recent omission from a reserve team game as ‘a piss take’. It remains to be seen if United’s patience will hold out long enough for Morrison to actually break through to the first team and show the world what all the fuss should really be about. lets’s hope he makes it- he’s a tabloid car crash waiting to happen.

Career High: A stunning all round display in the FA Youth Cup quarter final against arch rivals Liverpool as he inspired United to recover from two goals behind to win 3-2 at Anfield. With seconds left on the clock, Morrison lashed in an unstoppable left foot volley and, ever the diplomat, celebrated in front of 14,000 braying scousers by standing in front of the kop and kissing his badge.

:) seems he is as bright as a thirty wat bulb

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Sounds like he's got his head screwd on, to me:

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what a plant.

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« Feb 15, 2012 12:16:39 GMT »
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gone to west ham and still a twat.

he's been charged by the fa. :o

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2101387/Ravel-Morrison-charged-homophobic-Twitter-slur.html



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hehe nailed this one bang on. :D

in the nick as we speak. :D :D

www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ravel-morrison-denied-bail-after-3942434

denied bail. :-X

smacked the girlfriend & the mum. :D :D :D

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Sol Campbell is pushing him quite hard (as he literally wants to do as he's queer) with his bizarre take on racism in football.

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i see he's been charged.

2 counts of assault & harassment charge.

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www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/ex-manchester-united-player-ravel-morrison-7683395

some nasty accusations.


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not guilty.



www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/15/ravel-morrison-cleared-assault-west-ham-united



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playing in mexico now. :D

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Seriously Ravel Morrison in South America. There's only going to be one outcome. He'll be dead before Xmas. Shot by a Mexican drug cartel.

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Reputation aside, first names on football shirts: fucking cringeworthy. Chicharito just about gets away with it (signing for West Ham, I mean).

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one year deal at sheff utd. :-/



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Has he ever done anything apart from a goal v spurs

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been quiet on the ravel news.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8981527/Wayne-Rooney-reveals-SMASHED-Ravel-Morrisons-BlackBerry-phone-pair-Man-United.html

didn't even know where he was playing.

Morrison, now 27, is at Dutch club ADO Den Haag after recent spells at Sheffield United, Ostersund and Lazio which did not work out.

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just when it looked all over.

wayne rooney gives him a chance at derby county.



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