The Music Making Thread

ah ok, i thought that one could just sing/talk into soundcloud or something.

if i could do 4 minutes of filth without laughing, i'd let you know, but i'm already laughing so i'm not sure.

do it about forum members though erica, it would be amazing. stuff like "oh superjohnny i want you to sit on my face whilst i lick out your arsehole. moz, even though fat people normally have tiny willies, i know yours is huge and i cant want to deep throat it you excellent excellent forum owner."

plz

This would be an excellent monthly blog feature. "Four minutes of Filth with Erica". Its just four minutes of her talking filth with a jazzy background or something like that.

with 'ask orchard' and the episodes of 'erica's filth' I reckon we'll get even more hits than jps a-z

I wanna get ask orchard off the ground

talking about specific forum members would make me laugh even more. it would be easier, yet no less humiliating, to talk to no one in particular.

“ooh yes part brut, turtle me your dick”

i can picture the 4 minutes now:

(jp, cover) "you can leave your hat on"
(chuze) "let’s swap more than apartments"
(bobothy)"bad girls, better tips "

and mix in some country and blues titles too

(moz's tiny willy) "i want to swallow you ‘til I choke, but that don’t happen with you"
(scottish andy) "good girls don’t come cheap, that’s why you’re alone"
(mahoney) "don’t need a locker, my pockets are stuffed for you"

Tapes 'I'm gonna slash your fanny up'

Any new material to be released anytime soon, Karl?

Will turtle a few more tomorrow, have one called folk song which is a bit fleet foxes sounding and I've just found a really old rolling piano toy that we've had for god knows how many years and it has drum sounds + some really weird keyboard shit so gonna make some really odd noises with it and pretend they are songs



it's well cool, I've just been playing with it and felt like that episode of friends where Ross shows off his talent.

Can we do some requests too or... ?

I'm sorry, artists like I and wintersox are purely originals

though I know you want some style council

I just installed that adobe audition, fucking hell it's crazy some of the shit u can do with this.

I just spoke into my phone, stuck it on there and spent an hour messing with the effects, I will be able to turn shitty 4 chord bores into weird horrible rape music with this

BACKWARDS OPTION

fucking hell i'm gonna have fun with this
listen to my voice man, its pure evil shit
soundcloud.com/mahoneymusic/horse

Fuckkkkkkkkkk if you decided to start this a little earlier you could've done the guest vocals on Ryan Adams his Orion album

Whats this adobe audition thing you talk of Karl?

adobe-audition.en.softonic.com/ u get a 30 day trial

just drag a song/mp3 in there highlight the bits of the song or all of it then go effects and mess about, is kinda cool

You should put yourself on the 'Musicians of the Soapbox' page