January transfer window thread

I seen Gru was at the game last night and got a final picture with the lads and shit. 

I forgot how long he has a been at Newcastle. The man has seen some shit in his time. 

Also Enzo has signed a 8 1/2 year contract these are quite the American pro sports contract.

"Chelsea continued with their policy of offering long-term deals. Fernández, who helped Argentina win the World Cup in Qatar, has agreed an eight-year deal. The club believe that handing out such deals will help them meet FFP rules. Amortisation is the key – spreading the cost of a fee over the length of a contract. However Uefa is set to change those regulations from the summer, with clubs expected to be stopped from spreading the cost of fees for more than a period of five years.

Chelsea, who are 10th in the Premier League, handed Mykhailo Mudryk an eight-and-a-half-year half deal after signing the Ukraine winger from Shakhtar Donetsk for £88.8m. Potter’s team are out of both cups and face a fight to qualify for the Champions League."


Cheeky buggers.

“Chelsea spent more in January than the combined total of all clubs in the Bundesliga, La Liga, Serie A and Ligue 1”

worth a watch.

Eh?

Everything is fine Sam.

The signings of those two players are one of the few highlights of their reign so unfortunately you still look silly as your boi scores 1 in 3 and your team linger in mid table with their reputation in tatters.

ivan toney being heavily linked to arsenal in the jan window.

Andros Mircale hair Townsend has signed with Luton until January.

Another waste of money heading out the door at United

endrick (brazilian wonderkid) to real madrid for 60m euro's.

won't actually join until the summer.

from the beeb.

Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg & Kalvin Phillips on the juventus rumour mill.

arsenal & city being linked with douglas luiz.

crystal palace a possible for eddie nketiah.

Timo Werner on his way to Spurs by the sounds of it on loan.

Radu Dragusin from Genoa to Spurs for €30m. Djed Spence going the other way on loan.

Dragusin's agent: “We can't believe we turned down Bayern...”.

“Radu had given his word to Spurs and chose to respect this. We're all still mindblown a bit!”

Agent was the victim of poor translation. In short, he said something along the lines of they were in shock at Bayern coming in so late but choose to honour the agreement with Spurs, and accept less money, because he wants to play in the Prem.

He is 3rd choice at Spurs with 2 CBs who have both missed significant amounts of this season. He would be 4th choice at Bayern in front of settled players.

Worth noting as well that he is absolutely gorgeous and we are running shit at the moment. Could be a hell of a second half of the season if everyone just stops getting injured.