WHO WON THE WAR

Helen. Please come back from Singapore soon.

I would concede the first Dwayne album is decent and the second is mostly good. On a Beach, Ballad of the Might I, Everybody's on The Run. He had some good tunes. It is very funny he could have gone supernova after the first but played things down and I don't want lads at my shows just boring cunts in seats in theatres yadda yadda yadda. Before he knows it he is arrogantly making terrible Hacienda wannabe music and then it's back to playing bingo halls with everything from the third album on being a mountain of absolute shite. Silly little cunt.

The first two BDI albums were patchy although Liam's highs outweighing Noel's. I'm not sure Noel released anything as bad as Gem's tunes though (Roller aside). As You Were is THE Gallagher brother solo album with Why Me? Why Not behind it. Huge tour after huge tour, Liam's voice returning like a phoenix from the flames, the hair plugs looking glorious, headlining festivals all over the show, David Grohl bromance, endless perfect jacket, THE RIVER and on and on and on. An absolute drubbing.

I hope when he turns up to Liam's holiday home next week that he finds one empty chair waiting for him. As he approaches Bubbles jumps in it to a round of applause. Noel is forced to stand for hours whilst Liam and his lovely family have a brilliant, warm and humours conversation. Villianelle playing in the background. Lennon's Burberry photoshoot framed on the walls. Paul splitting the G pint after pint of Guinesss. Anais looking at her phone wondering where her invite is. Noel wondering what might have been. Peggy smiling in the corner.

...flash forward 15 years, and now it's Noel whose career is in a slump, whose voice has deteriorated with each tour, who has been dumped by his wife, who is designing clothes, and who is begging—BEGGING—his brother to reform Oasis.

So who won the war? The good guys, as they always do.

prefer noel's recorded output.

and by some distance.

in terms of success it was liam.

he was doing way better as a live draw.

noel's 1st solo album must be the highest seller of the lot.

I'm listening to keep on reaching - the reflex version. What a banger.

Make the logo a bit smaller, move it to one of the corners, make the picture black and white. That would be an okay album cover.

I've put no effort in, I just wanted artwork for my playlists I'm working on, 5 "lost" Oasis albums from the defunct period. AI is going to replace us all & I love it. Been enjoying a lot of Noel songs from this period that I wasn't keen on back in the day. Yeah, that's right, I called him Noel. 

there's a couple of Dwayne singles I've never even heard. I presume they were for that best of thing he did for record store day?

Isn't tucker giving advice on artwork the same as me giving advice on growing hair?

No

If each "lost" album has more than 2 or 3 Noel sung tracks I'll be sick.

It’s 50/50 baby! Just how the new Oasis album will be

Absolutely disgusting

Carry on I’ll make it 60/40 to Dwayne!

Musically noel; his best stuff always has a touch of class that beady eye or liams songwriters couldnt match

But overall liam; the huge gigs, the #1 albums and ultimately noel coming back

That would be deserving of a HEFTY ban.