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« Jul 24, 2022 10:14:08 GMT via mobile »
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Frustrating to watch the Pinhead and Meathead show after the whooped another couple of duds. The worst thing in mma apart than douchebag DC.

Pretty shit card last night apart from Nathaniel Wood looking like a boi.

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« Aug 21, 2022 8:40:06 GMT »
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usman chinned. :-X



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« Aug 22, 2022 8:52:12 GMT »
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What a moment, eh Eddie?

I watched it live and had turned the sound off as DC and ROGAN are even more boring than Usman's fighting style. He's an utter cock as well. Them BAM HEADSHOT DEAD.

BAM. The living room was alive with crotch chops.

What a don. Lovely stuff.

Luke Rockhold, as well. What a man. He is everyman in his late 30's, isn't he? Chin gone, absolutely fucked but Luke was still throwing bombs out there. Costa may have won that fight but he lost the war.

Shout out to my brother Chito Vera as well who will surely get a title shot or a number 1 contender fight after Merab stuck up the joint. That match sucked. Fuck you Merab!

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« Aug 23, 2022 13:20:55 GMT via mobile »
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Was away but managed to avoid the results until I got home. Good damn, it felt like time froze when that kick landed :D absolute scenes, was screaming like mad, the neighbours must think I’m having a good case of the domestics

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« Nov 13, 2022 17:00:59 GMT »
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watching ufc for the first time ever tonight after being shown paddy pimblett by my good friend karl mahoney and deciding he is my new hero.

the first ufc fight after i switched on was the molly mccann one and my mind was blown by that knockout. i think im hooked.


first one down.

molly beaten. :(

adesanya loses middleweight title. :-/

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« Nov 14, 2022 8:29:32 GMT » -
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Yes EDDIE!

Meathead treated like an afterthought all week then completely outclassed by the hometown hero. How do you like those apples? Wriggling around like a beached whale whilst Erin Brockovich made her look like a chump trying to dry hump her way out of trouble. Lovely stuff.

Unfortunately, this euphoria was balanced out by DC and ROGAN still melting my face.

Pinhead next!





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« Nov 14, 2022 10:58:07 GMT »
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Not a big UFC fan or spectator but glad that Molly Meatball Head got beat. Can't stand her.

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« Nov 14, 2022 11:35:18 GMT »
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Pinhead needs the same treatment.

Is there anything worse in the UFC than him going serious and googly eyed in the octagon after doing fart jokes all week to promote the fight? What an absolute cock. They have lined up another can for him next month. His time will come through, Tux. We will celebrate that moment on the forum. Maybe a special banner for the day. Lots to think about.

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Well, well, well. I may have had to return the confetti cannon to the rental, and return the half of bottle of champagne to the fridge, but BY GAWD we we won the war yesterday even if we lost the battle.

We're one step away from Pinhead trying to take a positive from a guy who doesn't specialise in strike, and with a 7 inch reach disadvantage, repeatedly hitting him square on the chin and generally clumping him all over the octagon. It goes without saying he lost the fight 3-0. I'm loathe to point it out given it was so obvious. Out struck and out grappled.

It's either back to fighting cans or trying to get him in the top 15 via a washed Tony Ferguson. Either way, the fans are no longer buying it. No more celebrating in the crowd. The silly wigs will go next time. It is over. Back to the sewers with Meathead. Done and dusted.



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« Dec 12, 2022 15:30:02 GMT »
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was gonna ask for opinions on the decision.

mahoney incoming...... :-/

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« Dec 12, 2022 16:47:41 GMT »
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Fucking carve up. The little cunt lost that fight. The third round you could possibly make an argument that he took, Gordon only held him against the fence & paddy maybe landed a punch or 2 more but either way, he lost that fight. Absolutely no class, lording around like he'd just won the fucking belt, compare that to Blachowicz fighting to a close draw and admitting he didn't think he did enough.

Fuck it I say, ELEVATE HIM TO THE TOP, feed him to Gaethje.

Topuria looks the real deal. I had the flat earthing redneck down as being a real contender, even had him in my accumulator but shit, Topuria beat him standing up and on the floor. impressive.

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Yes mate, Topuria looks the bollox. Great takedown defence in a division that lacks boring wrestlefucks anyway. Would knock Paddy's head right off.

Dricus Du Plessis was the star of the show though. This guy looks like a porn star and has absolutely delightful manners. The fighting left a little to be desired but I'm a fan, guys. Big fan.

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« Dec 12, 2022 17:18:33 GMT »
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Yeah I think I've seen all his fights since he came to the UFC, he's built like a Greek god. Not sure he'll ever last five rounds if needed, but it's going to be great fun watching him empty the tank each time.

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« Dec 13, 2022 14:15:12 GMT »
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Ariel Helwani picking apart everything Paddy has said recently was beautiful.

"you're a walking contradiction, you say Fuck the tories, but your sitting next to Dana white who if he was British would be voting Tory" :D

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« Dec 13, 2022 14:57:17 GMT »
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He's Dana's new cash cow, part of me wants him to get elevated so that the beating he's going to take will be even more harsh, but that means he'll still get a big pay day.

He's 10 years in the game and still hasn't learned to tuck his chin down, can't wait to see him sparked out cold.

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« Dec 13, 2022 15:26:53 GMT »
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I suspect he has a personality disorder. His inability to "read" "the" "room" in various scenarios last week was a bit odd which goes hand in hand with the failure to correct his diet or boxing defence. Ariel was bang on with a lot of his opinions and actions not aligning at all and, as I said, if being hit repeatedly square on the chin by an average fighter doesn't bring about an inch of humility then nothing will.

It should be really interesting to see who he gets matched up with next and where. It should be an interesting ride.



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« Dec 18, 2022 18:51:09 GMT »
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Wasn't a good card on paper but last neet's fight night was pretty tasty.

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« Jan 3, 2023 17:49:08 GMT »
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old dana don't take no nonsense off the wife.



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« Jan 5, 2023 16:06:30 GMT »
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jake paul wants some mma action.

www.prosportsextra.com/jake-paul-signs-mma-contract/

fighters will earn at least 50 percent of the pay-per-view revenue, which is a stark contrast to the UFC model in which fighters earn less than 20 percent of total revenue.

shits off ufc in the process. P-)

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