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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Jul 24, 2022 10:14:08 GMT
Frustrating to watch the Pinhead and Meathead show after the whooped another couple of duds. The worst thing in mma apart than douchebag DC.
Pretty shit card last night apart from Nathaniel Wood looking like a boi.
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Post by eddiemurphy on Aug 21, 2022 8:40:06 GMT
usman chinned.  |
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Aug 22, 2022 8:52:12 GMT
What a moment, eh Eddie?
I watched it live and had turned the sound off as DC and ROGAN are even more boring than Usman's fighting style. He's an utter cock as well. Them BAM HEADSHOT DEAD.
BAM. The living room was alive with crotch chops.
What a don. Lovely stuff.
Luke Rockhold, as well. What a man. He is everyman in his late 30's, isn't he? Chin gone, absolutely fucked but Luke was still throwing bombs out there. Costa may have won that fight but he lost the war.
Shout out to my brother Chito Vera as well who will surely get a title shot or a number 1 contender fight after Merab stuck up the joint. That match sucked. Fuck you Merab!
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Post by mahoney on Aug 23, 2022 13:20:55 GMT
Was away but managed to avoid the results until I got home. Good damn, it felt like time froze when that kick landed  absolute scenes, was screaming like mad, the neighbours must think I’m having a good case of the domestics |
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Post by eddiemurphy on Nov 13, 2022 17:00:59 GMT
watching ufc for the first time ever tonight after being shown paddy pimblett by my good friend karl mahoney and deciding he is my new hero. the first ufc fight after i switched on was the molly mccann one and my mind was blown by that knockout. i think im hooked. first one down. molly beaten.  adesanya loses middleweight title.  |
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Nov 14, 2022 8:29:32 GMT
Yes EDDIE!
Meathead treated like an afterthought all week then completely outclassed by the hometown hero. How do you like those apples? Wriggling around like a beached whale whilst Erin Brockovich made her look like a chump trying to dry hump her way out of trouble. Lovely stuff.
Unfortunately, this euphoria was balanced out by DC and ROGAN still melting my face.
Pinhead next!
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Post by tucker on Nov 14, 2022 10:58:07 GMT
Not a big UFC fan or spectator but glad that Molly Meatball Head got beat. Can't stand her.
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Nov 14, 2022 11:35:18 GMT
Pinhead needs the same treatment.
Is there anything worse in the UFC than him going serious and googly eyed in the octagon after doing fart jokes all week to promote the fight? What an absolute cock. They have lined up another can for him next month. His time will come through, Tux. We will celebrate that moment on the forum. Maybe a special banner for the day. Lots to think about.
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Dec 12, 2022 9:26:04 GMT
Well, well, well. I may have had to return the confetti cannon to the rental, and return the half of bottle of champagne to the fridge, but BY GAWD we we won the war yesterday even if we lost the battle.
We're one step away from Pinhead trying to take a positive from a guy who doesn't specialise in strike, and with a 7 inch reach disadvantage, repeatedly hitting him square on the chin and generally clumping him all over the octagon. It goes without saying he lost the fight 3-0. I'm loathe to point it out given it was so obvious. Out struck and out grappled.
It's either back to fighting cans or trying to get him in the top 15 via a washed Tony Ferguson. Either way, the fans are no longer buying it. No more celebrating in the crowd. The silly wigs will go next time. It is over. Back to the sewers with Meathead. Done and dusted.
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Post by eddiemurphy on Dec 12, 2022 15:30:02 GMT
was gonna ask for opinions on the decision. mahoney incoming...... |
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Post by mahoney on Dec 12, 2022 16:47:41 GMT
Fucking carve up. The little cunt lost that fight. The third round you could possibly make an argument that he took, Gordon only held him against the fence & paddy maybe landed a punch or 2 more but either way, he lost that fight. Absolutely no class, lording around like he'd just won the fucking belt, compare that to Blachowicz fighting to a close draw and admitting he didn't think he did enough.
Fuck it I say, ELEVATE HIM TO THE TOP, feed him to Gaethje.
Topuria looks the real deal. I had the flat earthing redneck down as being a real contender, even had him in my accumulator but shit, Topuria beat him standing up and on the floor. impressive.
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Dec 12, 2022 17:07:48 GMT
Yes mate, Topuria looks the bollox. Great takedown defence in a division that lacks boring wrestlefucks anyway. Would knock Paddy's head right off.
Dricus Du Plessis was the star of the show though. This guy looks like a porn star and has absolutely delightful manners. The fighting left a little to be desired but I'm a fan, guys. Big fan.
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Post by mahoney on Dec 12, 2022 17:18:33 GMT
Yeah I think I've seen all his fights since he came to the UFC, he's built like a Greek god. Not sure he'll ever last five rounds if needed, but it's going to be great fun watching him empty the tank each time.
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Post by mahoney on Dec 13, 2022 14:15:12 GMT
Ariel Helwani picking apart everything Paddy has said recently was beautiful. "you're a walking contradiction, you say Fuck the tories, but your sitting next to Dana white who if he was British would be voting Tory" |
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Post by Belligerent Hype Man on Dec 13, 2022 14:57:17 GMT
He's Dana's new cash cow, part of me wants him to get elevated so that the beating he's going to take will be even more harsh, but that means he'll still get a big pay day.
He's 10 years in the game and still hasn't learned to tuck his chin down, can't wait to see him sparked out cold.
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Dec 13, 2022 15:26:53 GMT
I suspect he has a personality disorder. His inability to "read" "the" "room" in various scenarios last week was a bit odd which goes hand in hand with the failure to correct his diet or boxing defence. Ariel was bang on with a lot of his opinions and actions not aligning at all and, as I said, if being hit repeatedly square on the chin by an average fighter doesn't bring about an inch of humility then nothing will.
It should be really interesting to see who he gets matched up with next and where. It should be an interesting ride.
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Post by mahoney on Dec 18, 2022 18:51:09 GMT
Wasn't a good card on paper but last neet's fight night was pretty tasty.
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Post by eddiemurphy on Jan 3, 2023 17:49:08 GMT
old dana don't take no nonsense off the wife.
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Post by eddiemurphy on Jan 5, 2023 16:06:30 GMT
jake paul wants some mma action. www.prosportsextra.com/jake-paul-signs-mma-contract/fighters will earn at least 50 percent of the pay-per-view revenue, which is a stark contrast to the UFC model in which fighters earn less than 20 percent of total revenue. shits off ufc in the process.  |
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Post by Benoît Assou-Ekotto on Mar 6, 2023 10:01:06 GMT
Best UFC in ages, eh lads? It has been a really boring 3-4 months so glad they finally delivered lots of exciting fights. Few shout outs below but there like 8-10 interesting fights here so loads to comment on. Loads.
I missed most of the Jon Jones era and really don't get it with him. People REALLY wanted him to win which is surprising given he is a bit dry, a bit of a cunt and has arguably lost his last few. I thought Gane would knock his head off. He also seemed to spend most of fight week trying to balance his belly between his tiny little legs which wasn't a great omen. Really surprised by the fight but still not really arsed about him.
Big Del Boy though, eh lads? I mean, what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? Constantly looks gassed and sloppy whilst delivering absolute bombs. Definitely one of my faves at the moment. Not sure whether he should get his nose fixed or ride the wave of momentum at the moment. Great guy though. Really chuffed for him. Quite shocking that Till lost to both of these because it looked like anyone with different takedown defense and some technique would fuck them up.
Big shout out to Amanda Ribas as well who looked completely mismatched and on course to take a battering before getting takedowns and not being afraid to mix it up with a much better stronger striker.
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absolute scenes, was screaming like mad, the neighbours must think I’m having a good case of the domestics 
