rate the last film you watched

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)



Fucking sad. This completely fucked with me throughout.

Mo'Nique is amazing. Without her performance it wouldn't have been near the film it is.

7/10

Sleeper [1973]

Liked it slightly more than Bananas but still not my kinda thing
5

13 (Tzameti) [2005]

Really good dark, twisted French film, recommended.
8

Alien [1979]






10/10 all neet innit

A Serbian Film [2010]

Watched this after all the controversy. They definitely deliver on that note by managing to break pretty much every taboo known to mankind. The thing is it was really well shot & the performances were all really good, you'd expect this kind of film to have a complete hack director & a cast of useless people but the whole cast was fine.
First half built up nicely, a real sense of unease & the unknown going on with the lead character that transfered through to the audience pretty well then it just felt like it hit the midway point & they decided to go out and have an attempt at showing everything that is so fucking wrong in the space of 40 minutes. I thought perhaps there would be some kind of moral tale to the story, questions asked to the audience about how society thinks of & uses porn or some kind of hook to put all this shit on like all the best controversial films have but no, this had absolutely fuck all. Hey let's show a women give a birth to a baby then hang the baby upside down and throatfuck it until it dies! Lets have the bloke drugged up and fuck his own son. Sure it was uncomfortable viewing & you'll get people saying 'well thats the point, you aren't supposed to enjoy a film like this' but I thought it was complete bollocks, most probably by someone desperate to make a name for themself by making something as nasty as possible to gain some attention & I guess it's worked as I watched it out of curiosity but either way, for me all this film is successful at is trying to shock & any film that has nothing else going for it other than a couple of scenes that are morally wrong or make you feel slightly uncomfortable then it can no way be classed as anything more than a bad film.
An extra point for the erect-cock-through-the-eye-socket killing though.
3

8/100
pretty cool film, exciting and entertaining.

Despite all these facts I will be downloading that just now. Is 'A Serbian Film' it's actual name, yeah? Think I'll watch it when I'm having my dinner later.

Found it on Demonoid. Nice.

Entourage - Season 7 (2010)



All Entourage cliches still apply. As always a lot of fun for 10 half hour episodes. You can tell it is reaching an end.

8/10

True Blood - Season 3 (2010)



Best season yet and entertaining enough to have me watching asap every week.

8/10

7/10

i enjoyed this more than i thought i would. its weird cause i felt like i had already seen it multiple times but it was my first time, i think. i feel like i recognized most of the stuff but i think that its just because there are so many parodies out there and thats why i felt so familiar with it. I thin The Simpsons has done something with this.

Homeboy [1989]

Was really disappointed by this, I thought it was terribly predictable throughout, the boxing scenes seemed real sluggish & it felt too long for what it actually was. Shame because having Rourke & Christopher Walken in the same film sounds like dynamite but even those two I didn't think gave particularly interesting performances.
5

Wild Strawberries [1957]

6

yeah, pretty much my feelings. Was it only 10 episodes in season 7 though?

Anyway, felt like they couldve ditch E, car accident or something, . Not enough drama nor ari I thought.
Where have I seen that Sasha Grey chick? Because they mentioned some movies there by steven soderberg, and it wasnt them.

You've seen her gang-banged, right?

No Retreat. No Surrender [1986]

this was so fucking shit, but soooooo shit I had a great time with it. The box has it look like it's a Van Damme film but it clearly isn't. I've never seen a film with such huge homo overtones before, it was fucking ridiculous I was cracking up throughout. Anyone seen this?

Hard to score it, the worst film ever & the best so i will go with a 5

, yah, its quite something

werner herzog eats his shoe (1980)



6

wtf Herzog makes some crazy ass shit don't he.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)



First of all, a round of applause to SusSar. What a body. Second, Tim Curry. My dear lord. I can't think of a more "let's have it" performance.

Its premise escaped me at the start, then I realized it had no premise. Gags, laughs, fun. It was fun. I'm surprised it took me this long to see it.

7/10

I laughed so fucking much, camera stuck on the wacko look alike liking his ice cream, you see him going up and down and think ah right he's being lifted as part of the training scene but no, he's riding the blokes cock fucking huge, I will get the 2nd one if it's as good/bad as this, what a blast

Bruce Lee scenes were so bad as well awesome film, I've changed my rating to a 9