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« Dec 15, 2010 22:33:11 GMT »
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the right two went through. although it's a bit odd that sugar was so apoplectic about baggsys lie(s). lee, who won series before last lied about his time at uni and didn't yasmina lie as well last series?

btw, the bbc make up team are geniuses. both karren brady and joanna look fit.

Everything about Baggsy's time on the show was incredible, right up to and including his firing.

Oh and i was thinking the same about Karen and Joanna, both were looking fiiiiiiine on the BBC2 show.

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« Dec 16, 2010 0:53:50 GMT »
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There was no way Baggs was staying once it came out he just had a licence any fucker can buy for £350...of their parents money :D

Still, though, he will undoubtedly lead a successful life after the show, he's too enthusiastic not to.

I had said Chris and Stella before he fired anyone, like Baz said it was the right choice. Would like Chris to win now out of the two, but i'm not particular enamoured to either of them.

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« Dec 16, 2010 0:56:09 GMT »
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Those interviews were fucking tough by the way...made every person i've sat in front of look like a fucking fairy :D

"But you're not a big fish! You're not even a fish." :D

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« Dec 16, 2010 1:23:46 GMT »
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Claude's a fucking monster, i reckon he'd make me cry tbh.

Anyway i'm backing Stella to win.

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« Dec 16, 2010 14:10:30 GMT »
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Baggs was had! Chris to go on and win it. Glad Joanna never made it to the final, stupid moo.

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« Dec 19, 2010 21:02:21 GMT »
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Fucking Sports Personality.

HURRY UP YOU CUNTS.

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« Dec 19, 2010 22:06:40 GMT »
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Feck off, stella was a cunt in the boardroom there. Trying to get one over Chris saying she has more passion and how shes much better suited to the job, that's just being a cunt.

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« Dec 19, 2010 22:07:12 GMT »
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Farce.

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« Dec 20, 2010 14:38:21 GMT »
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We all knew it'd be Stella from the off, really. It's always the biggest, coldest, scummer that gets it in the end. (Although, she wasn't the worst of the series, just in the final 2 tbf)

The whole last task was a bit fucking pointless though. Chris absolutely annihilated her on it and she still won. Hers tasted "pungent" and she fucking called it Urbon. Now, other than the out of this world stupidity of spelling something deliberately wrong whilst branding it she clearly doesn't even know the definition of the word urban in the first place. Yet, surprise surprise, Alan Sugar lapped it up.

Stella said, with regards to the word 'urban': "Urban is a term that is recognised as something that is sophisticated."

No, it isn't you hatchet faced cunt. Get yourself a dictionary, eh? Then maybe you can spell things properly AND learn what the words your using actually mean.

OH I CAME FROM NOTHING AND NOW LOOK AT ME, I'M A COL,D, HEARTLESS HUMAN BEING WITHOUT ONE OUNCE OF HUMOUR IN MY BONES.

Went on a bit of a rant there but aye, Chris should really have won. :D

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« Dec 20, 2010 19:38:25 GMT »
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« Dec 21, 2010 1:24:07 GMT »
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good rant andy. watched the final a little bit pissed and shouted at the screen when stella was announced. bullshit decision. she is one smug conniving cunt too.

the bias against academia and intellectualism from sugar and his cronies is quite sickening too. when chris talks about his excellent grades (as he has only had a few months of work experience) he gets criticised for focusing on that too much. but stella etc are praised for banging on about doing shit at school and having a hard life.

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« Dec 21, 2010 1:28:57 GMT »
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and another thing; women don't come out of this programme well either, as brady mentioned. when a woman is up against it, they start character assassinating someone else. it was embarrassing.

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« Dec 21, 2010 1:46:32 GMT »
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I'm waiting for the final to download but facebook already ruined the result for me. Anyway, when Chris first appeared I though t he's exactly the kind of person I'd hate. Posh, toffee nosed, stuck up wank. However he seems to be the exact opposite. He's well spoken* but has a humbleness about him, doesn't sling mud of others (unless it's warranted) and seems like a genuinely decent bloke. Pissed off Stella won but she seems stuck on for it for weeks. I do hate that "I cam from nothing pish", they all seem to say it as Sugar came from fuck all and the weird thing is he laps it up?? For a successful and intelligent man who usually is able to see right through the blaggers he falls for it time and time again.

Any feedback guys? :D :D :D still the best line of the series from The Brand :D

*not that that is a bad trait, far from it

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« Dec 21, 2010 12:06:34 GMT »
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I do hate that "I cam from nothing pish", they all seem to say it as Sugar came from fuck all and the weird thing is he laps it up??


Sugar always seems to appoint the ones who had 'humble' beginnings.

Like that ex supermarket cashier instead of Ruth Badger, Lee Mcqueen instead of Alex and now Stella instead of Chris...

Probably other examples as well, can't remember them all.

Which is suppose i don't mind as the percentage of graduates at Oxbridge is still a sickening 50% and every little helps, but it just looks like he has an agenda.

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« May 3, 2011 20:15:00 GMT »
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www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series7/ellie-reed.shtml

''Once chased a burglar out of her house''

WOW WHAT AN INTERESTING FACT - HIRE HER

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« May 3, 2011 21:36:51 GMT »
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that thing in the red is clearly a terrorcunt. girl sat on the sofa arm to our left has massively promising tits.

bar 2 or 3, they all look asian :D

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« May 3, 2011 21:44:54 GMT »
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They've all got an expression on their faces like they've just been rogered by Karren Brady wearing a 12 inch strap on.

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« May 18, 2011 16:34:45 GMT »
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Since it's on tonight and no-ones commented on this series yet, I'm happy enough with the 2 firings so far, although I did enjoy the first guy's attempt to talk his way out of it by saying that he was the youngest and the shortest :D

Also liked that woman who was the team leader last week saying that she'd assessed their strengths and weaknesses and decided that the person best suited to do the presentation was herself ;D

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« May 18, 2011 19:28:13 GMT »
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Bill is such a don.

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