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« May 18, 2011 20:12:42 GMT »
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Jim to win!!!

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« May 18, 2011 20:16:08 GMT »
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I MEANT JIM! :D

He's raping this task already. I cannot imagine a scenario where he doesn't win.

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« May 18, 2011 20:22:31 GMT »
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Handsome man's locker is empty bar a dog weeping.

What a dickhead.

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« May 18, 2011 20:26:06 GMT »
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JIm's a hero

Gavin needs a crossbow to the skullpiece

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« May 18, 2011 20:30:31 GMT »
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Gavin's odds on to get the heave ho.

He's what we call a 'nervous gay' round here.

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« May 18, 2011 21:18:20 GMT »
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« May 18, 2011 21:35:08 GMT »
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i'd like to jump onto the jim bandwagon as well. DON.

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« May 18, 2011 21:57:38 GMT »
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Did you see that wink at the end of last weeks show? He knows he has them running scared.

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« May 24, 2011 7:50:08 GMT »
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There must be some sort of rules involved with that shopping task (no google etc) but surely armed with phones, yellow pages and a couple of cars per team to get round the city it can't be that hard? they Ballsed it up last series aswell....the highlight had to be the happiness at getting a penny knocked off that hat!

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« May 24, 2011 8:22:10 GMT »
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i thought that but i guess they must have some pretty tight time restrictions and getting round TCOTU in just the car is a ballache

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« May 24, 2011 8:59:41 GMT »
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Tbf I'm Not familiar with getting round TCOTU at speed but before I'd even set foot in a car I'd have rung the places first and gotten basic prices, found the cheapest for each and then plotted a logical route round them all.... 10 items to buy and 6/7 ppl in the team? wouldve took an hour maximum. Then once your there try and negotiate, get the cash
Out in front of them and if it's a male salesperson use one of the girls to flirt a bit and vice versa.....

Bonkers how they seem to end up in the poshest part of TCOTU or "top hat dry cleaners" ffs!

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« May 24, 2011 22:33:37 GMT »
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Aye it's proper weird tbh. You're buying for a hotel, if you don't know what a fucking cloche is just go to the nearest one and ask ffs.

They should inform the viewer what the restrictions are as we just end up thinking they're all retards. Unless that's the plan of course.

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« May 24, 2011 23:31:10 GMT »
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of course that's the plan, it keeps us tuned in.

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« May 25, 2011 7:40:53 GMT »
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Do you lot like Melody?

She's catching some grief but I like her.

She's sassy and wears nice blazers :)

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« May 25, 2011 11:55:16 GMT »
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Sassy :D Melody is alright, she seems half socially aware at least. Compared to the rest of them anyway. That plus her "footsteps on the moon" quote from the first show is the current winner.

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« May 25, 2011 19:58:53 GMT »
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Is she the Dalai Lama bird? Her voice is annoying as fuck.

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« Jun 8, 2011 20:17:02 GMT »
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I get the feeling Jim could be going this week.

This is a fantastic episode.

Melody is lovely btw.

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« Jun 8, 2011 20:19:05 GMT »
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hahahahahahahah TEARS!

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« Jun 8, 2011 20:22:56 GMT »
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bitches ain't shit.

jim is a don.

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« Jun 8, 2011 20:26:19 GMT »
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Yeah, he's upped his game now.

Anyone could go now tbf.

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