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« Jun 8, 2011 20:57:19 GMT »
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Zoe's a bit of a prick.

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« Jun 8, 2011 21:08:28 GMT »
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she's such a moany macclesfield cunt. had to put up with that accent for 2 years :o

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« Jun 9, 2011 0:17:29 GMT »
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Had that Edna had something done to her lips FOR the programme or SINCE the programme?

Looks better now tbh.

Another failure for Jim this week imo, the wheels are well and truly off.

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« Jun 9, 2011 20:04:09 GMT »
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Thought Jim burned a few bridges with Lord Sugar last week, his mouth got him in trouble, i hope it doesn't come back to haunt him in the future. This week though he kept his head down and did the business.

Susie is really getting on my tits now, i'd have been happy to see her go but Edna was a bit shit as well so cheerio.

Delighted to see Tom finally win a task.

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« Jun 9, 2011 20:20:51 GMT »
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What about Tom's eyes!

They're are faster than <insert name> legs when he's sees Mister Byrite has a sale on!

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« Jun 9, 2011 20:25:51 GMT »
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Quite like Tom actually - reckon he could go all the way unless he crumbles when the pressure is on

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« Jun 9, 2011 23:29:48 GMT »
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Edna's reaction to being fired was funny

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« Jun 15, 2011 20:10:02 GMT »
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If the lads magazine team don't get whooped then I'll be surprised.

I can't think of an actual worse idea.

Shortlist is an evolved version of a lads magazine to begin with because people have moved on from that shit.

Jim should walk this.

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« Jun 15, 2011 20:43:06 GMT »
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well atleast no ones watching to spare my embarrassment.

I've turned it off. There's no way advertisers would invest in that men's magazine let alone 60k :D It's dated and shit. Utter shit.

Done with the series.

100% rigged.

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« Jun 15, 2011 21:00:46 GMT »
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Jedi Jim survives again!

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« Jun 15, 2011 21:43:22 GMT »
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Lord Sugar says he's seen something in Big Jim but he's doing his best to throw it all away, if the 'You're Fired' studio audience is anything to go by he's the most hated man in Britain.

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« Jun 16, 2011 10:38:27 GMT »
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Jim's Irish accent and command of the language has got him this far, his business sense is somewhat lacking though.

He tried to imply that discounting was a concept that was confined to the publishing and advertising industries and that's why he stuck to the price first time but negotiated on the next two - because he was 'better informed'.

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« Jun 23, 2011 12:19:15 GMT »
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Glad Thom didn't go this week, luckily Leon was as shit as ever really.

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« Jun 23, 2011 18:17:43 GMT »
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Can't believe Melody wasn't pulled up for telling lies. Cunt. I'd still bang her though ... as long as she didn't speak.

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« Jun 23, 2011 20:24:44 GMT »
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lies don't matter any more on this increasing joke of a show. it's almost solely about bluster and fucking people over. plus, like sam said, the contest format is clearly rigged. bullshit.

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« Jun 24, 2011 12:35:56 GMT »
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Can't believe Melody wasn't pulled up for telling lies. Cunt. I'd still bang her though ... as long as she didn't speak.


I only hope she makes it through to the interviews and that guy goes through her CV with a fine toothcomb and tears her apart. The same guy that tore into Baggs for his telecommunications company claim when all he did was pay the hundred pound licence :D :D

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« Jun 29, 2011 20:18:05 GMT »
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melody is a cunt.

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« Jun 29, 2011 20:28:25 GMT »
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The Melody & Jim roleplay :o :-X :o :-X :o

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The Melody & Jim roleplay :o :-X :o :-X :o


:D the zoe/melody one was even worse :o :o :o

zoe's teeth really bother me. like gravestones in kosovo.

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« Jun 29, 2011 22:22:38 GMT »
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The Melody & Jim roleplay :o :-X :o :-X :o


It was Tom.

also no fucking way would they have ordered £800,000 worth of them biscuits

If it was for an improved version of those biscuits then it isn't the same thing is it?

Grrr.

Zoe did the annoying thing that a lot of them do, of seeming to be really nice in the follow up programme and thus making me feel guilty for hating them.

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