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« Oct 7, 2010 15:47:06 GMT »
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Now Big Brother has withered and died this is the undoubted daddy of reality television.

This series is looking to be as awesome as the rest.

Hope stuart stays so i can build up my hate and refine and [erfect my torture fantasies.

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« Oct 7, 2010 19:31:26 GMT »
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3 thoughts:

- bit gutted dan went out first, a complete arsetunnel such as him would have provided weeks of entertainment.

- lord sugar really doesn't roll off the tongue as well suralan

- girls are quite a tidy bunch this year


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« Oct 7, 2010 19:39:46 GMT »
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Good start last night. Agreed on the girls, quite a fit bunch. Dan was an utter cunt, i'm glad he got fired. Watching him week in week out would have been torture.

Karen Brady ... Yeh or Neh?

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« Oct 7, 2010 20:09:38 GMT »
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Karen Brady ... Yeh or Neh?


yes. i'm not even a milf-loving type either.

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« Oct 8, 2010 22:11:04 GMT »
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Aye I would tbf. Yeah the girls are pretty fit aren't they? Dan is a fucking cleft of a man. He really angered me :D Stuart is too, reminds me of Michael McIntyre, but with rounder eyes. Wanted to kick his skull anyway. Top start though. Can't wait for the rest

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« Oct 10, 2010 16:56:50 GMT »
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"Excuse me Sir, you look like a sausage connoisseur..." had me in tears. :D :D :D

I'd also like to kick fuck out of that short haired blonde bint.

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« Oct 22, 2010 16:59:20 GMT »
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OMG.

Paloma, the blonde lesbian and the one doesn't do anything AND stuart are all monumental knobheads.

Sos that scouse army guy as well now I think about it.

Shivvy should've stayed in imo. Too much bluster about him being intelligent but somehow being incapable of learning how to succeed in [email protected]?

Fuck off please, yes?

An idiotic contention anyway but compounded by the fact he owns a successful business (albeit not that large).
WTF has Paloma done? Almost certainly got where she has due to nepotism*

All he lacked was the gift of being able to speak fluent bullshit.





*An assertion based on nothing than pure guesswork, but she looks the type.

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« Oct 23, 2010 13:39:37 GMT »
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Aye, I thought it was a bit unfair that he got fired, Paloma was much worse. But we all know he just chooses who makes the best TV anyway so shouldn't really be surprised. He was half reasonable and willing to concede when he had said or done something wrong, she is a despicable scumbag. Having said that Melissa (the blonde, brick wall faced one) was lucky her team managed to win otherwise she would have deservedly been fired. Hope she goes next time. She's fucking awful.

Stuart Bags FTW.

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« Nov 12, 2010 22:55:53 GMT »
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That alex is a proper weirdo.


Can't believe he's a manc, mind you he's from whitefiled, which is the repository for all mancunian nutjobs.

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« Nov 12, 2010 23:07:57 GMT »
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He looked too much like Nick Griffin to take seriously.

Sandeesh, Laura & Stuart out next I reckon. Lord Siralan's probably already decided on Stella & Liz as his final 2.

Disappointed the alien 'Yoboss' hasn't possessed anyone this series yet to proclaim "I am Yoboss!"



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« Nov 12, 2010 23:10:57 GMT »
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alex looks like an earnest muskrat, i quite liked him.

baggsy is my favourite though, he is great entertainment value :-/

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« Nov 19, 2010 10:53:44 GMT »
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Baggsy for the win, definitely. He was hitting out with some immense lines and facial expressions in the last episode. Something about his extreme masculinity. :D :D :D

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« Nov 19, 2010 11:20:28 GMT »
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"EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO SOLD"

He's like David Brent and Alan Partridge rolled into one. What a hero.

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« Nov 19, 2010 13:11:05 GMT »
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Yeah, but he's a fucking cunt ffs.

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« Nov 25, 2010 0:01:53 GMT »
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baggsy continues to reign supreme. he's an all round don. i like joanna as well, think she'll win it.

on the flip side, delighted chris went, he's just the sort of person who wants jeremy clarkson to be the next prime minister. and that girl who looks like a moomin is a whinging, unstable mess. hope she fucking dies.

liz gets fitter by the week.

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« Nov 25, 2010 10:43:22 GMT »
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and that girl who looks like a moomin is a whinging, unstable mess. hope she fucking dies.
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Is this Laura?

Agreed on pretty much all of that, but I would LOVE to fuck her first.

Fit as fuck but also a total lunatic, bet she's pure filth. >:(

I think i'd kill her if i had to live with her for more than a day though.

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« Nov 25, 2010 19:13:43 GMT »
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Can't see Sugar hiring someone as argumentative as Joanna. I think she'll go after the interview stage.

Loved Baggsy's impression of her; "hiyaaaa, do you wanna buy some crisps mate? Go on, buy some crisps" :D

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« Dec 8, 2010 22:32:09 GMT »
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Well, Baggsy, you've done it again!
"I'm not a one-trick pony, I’m not a ten-trick pony, I’ve got a field of ponies waiting to, literally, run towards this." :D

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« Dec 8, 2010 22:39:56 GMT »
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I thought Liz was nailed on to win the whole fucking show, but Baggsy does it again.

LEGEND.

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« Dec 8, 2010 23:25:34 GMT »
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Cant believe Liz's gone. Her tits were perfection. Would love to give her a good fuck

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