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« Jun 29, 2011 22:50:14 GMT »
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The Melody & Jim roleplay :o :-X :o :-X :o


It was Tom.


Ah yes, was too busy cringing to see I put that.

Kind of glad Melody survived tbh, would love to see her get torn apart in the interview stage ;D

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« Jun 30, 2011 10:38:19 GMT »
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Aye i definitely think that's why they've kept her in as Sugar will have had it narrowed down to 2 or 3 before the process began.

Her 'global company' is bound to be her selling her old clothes on Ebay or some shit.

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« Jul 6, 2011 20:04:58 GMT »
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TIME TO PLAY THE GAME.

Hope Melody smashes it again.

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« Jul 6, 2011 20:44:27 GMT »
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Poor Melody :'(

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« Jul 6, 2011 20:58:05 GMT »
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GAME OVER!

Think Tom & Lord Sugar should sink the 250k into a nodding dog business tbh ;D

Reckon Jedi Jim might just do it, he's even got Nick on his side now.

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« Jul 13, 2011 20:30:31 GMT »
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Should have called the pie shop 'Piedophiles' and gone big on the kids menu ;D

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« Jul 13, 2011 20:31:25 GMT »
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Loving the bandanas.

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« Jul 13, 2011 21:17:06 GMT »
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good episode the neet. can't believe natasha got so far. and blimey, she looks a trillion times better on 'you're fired' right now.

powerful final 4.

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« Jul 13, 2011 21:36:03 GMT »
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Aye. She could fucking smile a bit more though the miserable cunt.

Right decision tbh. Final 4 seem strong as fuck. Can't confidently pick a winner tbh. All the Susan love on You're Fired was baffling though - really don't rate her tbh. Yeah she's successful and young but she talks shit 90% of the time and she's beyond irritating.

So yeah, a fucking close one but Helen may just snatch it. Looked strong in all but one tbh, and seems to know the score most of the time. I'd like Tom to get it though, he seems alreet.

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« Jul 15, 2011 18:22:02 GMT »
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Tom will win it, it's been clear for about 8 weeks now Sugar wants him, if anyone other than an inventor had the record Tom has they'd have been out on their ear.

Can't wait for the interviews, i love watching Claude rip people apart.

Anyway ... COME ON BIG JIM!!!

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« Jul 15, 2011 19:36:34 GMT »
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It's been pretty obvious Al knew of Tom's idea for the business and that's what has seen him through imho.

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« Jul 15, 2011 22:01:34 GMT »
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Aye, it's all a bit of a farce tbh.

It sounds like Sugar's being generous but £250k for half the proceeds of the next Dyson is not too shabby. Not that his invention will be that revolutionary but you get me?

YEah?

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« Jul 17, 2011 21:02:03 GMT »
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Well done Tom

I was pretty disappointed by all of their business plans though.

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« Jul 17, 2011 21:02:34 GMT »
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Helen had a great chance to win but blew it.

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« Jul 17, 2011 22:07:35 GMT »
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"sugar" had me howling, so fucking funny

was well up for Susan to win, she may be a bit of a ditz but she's really intelligent and the most person with the most genuine business ability out of the lot of them

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« Jul 18, 2011 11:09:39 GMT »
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Aye wtf was Helen's business plan about. Unbelievably awful tbh.

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« Jul 18, 2011 11:55:59 GMT »
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They were all pretty awful but Helen's was horrendous. Had high hopes for her tbh. I like tom though tbh

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« Jul 18, 2011 12:17:48 GMT »
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Small Al has basically had 12 weeks of free air time to advertise Tom has his Master new inventor. He was shit through out and deserved to go just for his eratic eye movements. If the NOTW hadn't been destroyed they would blow this apart and show (probably) Small Al had Tom selected from day one.

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« Apr 18, 2012 20:04:24 GMT »
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Anyone watching this series? Pleased that Jane who always seemed to have a face like a smacked arse went last week.

Duane seems to be the only one who's stood out so far.

"You'll always witness the fitness with Ricky Martin" :-X

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Duane seems to be the only one who's stood out so far.


:o :o :o

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